The words you never thought you'd hear someone say
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Thread Topic: The words you never thought you'd hear someone say
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Example:
"Gimme a spoon, I need to stir my water."
- Me -
"You know what's sad? You and I are the calm ones right now..."
- me
I said that to my crazy friend. Our other friends were acting crazy, and her and I were just standing there. It's rare for her to be calm. -
Mother f--/- ing b--/ing little spoiled c-//t
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Because I don't f---ing get this dumb---
Me in class this morning -
"Let me swear you in on this bagel! Pyres, it has bacon on it. Yes, it is delicious."
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*yes not pyres
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Hey Kish, how is your wallet? Here, let me give you some money -My dad
I did not see that coming -
Hey could I have more sprouts?
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"Hey, uhh... Can you kick me in the nuts? I wanna see how it hurts." - Me at school once. It hurt.
Also, "A nerd: 1. Some-one who is very narrow-minded" - Google. f--- that. -
"Gretchen, head out of butt. No, head out of butt."
- Me -
"We could never be the same. I just don't know what to do anymore." -my ex.
" Well ya know what? Don't expect me to show up to work for you mother f---ers tonight cuz I quit." - Me
"I'm proud of you Amanda." - My nursing teacher and parents .
" I'm pregnant." - My best friend.
" I'm moving." - My sis
" Miley Cryus is such a crazy ho." - Pretty much everyone -
Nice one Manders XD
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"So he put him in a tiny French maids pineapple
And he tells him to go get a pineapple. He comes back with a tiny one- lucifer says "oh no. You don't! You have go get a bigger one or I will choose for you. So hitler comes back with a huge ass pineapple. Lucifer says okay and then shoves the pineapple up hitlers ass. And hitler says "Oh sitchal or something German"
I Never thought I ever hear those words come out anyone's mouth until two hours ago. -
"I like your insanity, Paris."
-le friend. -
"I love you" -best guy freind
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