I want to do it too
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Thread Topic: I want to do it too
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Will you read a poem?
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(Ellis has southern accent)
(Nick) "Okay. So if we wanna make it out alive I suggest we stick together. So-"
(Coach)"MAH friends call me COACH!"
(Ellis)"KIDDYLAND!"
(Nick)"GODDAMIT."
(Nick) "okay, so the safe room is just a couple rooms away. We run like hell and we should be fine."
(Ellis) "Alright, just lemme get out mah little desert eagle..."
(Nick) "PERRRRFECT."(sarcasm)
(Ellis) "KIDDYLAND!!"
(Nick)"Okay everyone get aimed!!....That is the SCARIEST fu*king thing I have EVER seen in my entire life."
(Ellis) "Oh, look..LASER beams...AUGGGH!"
(random guy) "Would you..SHUT UP? 'm trying to masturbate over here!"
(Nick) "..What he say?"
(Coach) "He says he wants some good ol' fashioned cola.."
(Nick)"What?..WHY?"
(Coach) "..He gonna blow up da truck n' get away!"
(Nick)" oh, we'll i would just suggest on walking around it, but whatever.... Hey JACKASS we've got your coke. Want me to just drop it in the box or what?"
(random guy) "GODDAMIT just GET AWAY from ere!"
(Nick)"Kay..GUYS WE'RE WALKIN' AROUND IT!"
(Ellis)"KIDDYLAND!" -
(nick)"The mall...how original."
(Ellis) "We can use that CAR to drive out in STYLE!"
(Nick) "It has no GAS you moron!"
(Ellis) "Yeah but dere's GAS cans scattered around fer JUST such an occasion."
(Nick) "Oh..well then THIS should be easy- AUGHHH! (Is getting pummeled by a charger)
(Ellis)"Well that must be the feller who MASTURBATES all day long."
(LATER IN THE MALL..)
(Nick) "Grabbin' pills."
(Coach) "Grabbin' PUKE!"
(Ellis) "Grabbin' heroine, hehe I mean ADRENALINE."
(Indian guy at window) "Home muffin." (In a high pitch voice) -
:D
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(MESSED UP! WHERE IT SAYS: "LATER AT THE MALL", IT's SUPPOSED TO SAY "LATER AT THE CARNIVAL")
(Coach) "Oh, babeh I used tah go dere as a kid!"
(Nick)" Hey look Ellis, it's kiddy land!"
(Ellis) "Do I look like some sort a QUEER to you?....Ey I wonder what THESE things do-" (explosion)
---(NOW,.THE PART WHERE THEY GRABBED PUKE, PILLS AND ADRENALINE IS SUPPOSED TO GO RIGHT HERE)---
(later in hard rain...)
(nick) "Huh..I wonder why they call this hard rai-" (a huge amount of rain pours down and they all scream. I dare you to actually scream in pain)
(Coach) "Damn baby there be like 3 witches ova dere!"
(Nick) "Oh that's okay, those 5 chargers in a row 5 minutes ago made me realize how f---ED we are anyways."
(Ellis) "Oh hey look HERE COMES ANOTHA' ONE!"
(nick) ff..FFFUUUUUUUUU-
(SOON..ON ROOF)
(nick) "Thank GOD this is almost over."
(Ellis) "Look, they're droppin' us PRESENTS!..."Why are they exPLODIN'?.."
(Coach)"I hope mine's a football."
(Nick) AUUUUUUGH! ( kills himself with chainsaw) -
Csn I get some frys with that b
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mine was never done.
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I don't know the tune. Find me a video and I'll do it?
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This is why I don't sing:
I don't plan to do any more after this, but if you're really begging for it I might.
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