I'm just going to say things.
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Thread Topic: I'm just going to say things.
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Ever since I was in single-digit ages, I cared about people. I cared in a weird and somewhat scary way, but I did care.
In kindergarten, I always let others join me in dinosaurs, although the Apatosaurus was MINE and MINE only goddammit, and even though I made sure everyone had a fair chance at getting the dinosaur they wanted, the Apatosaurus was fucking MINE.
Me: "Okay, there are 20 dinosaurs, and ten of you. You each get two. I'll allow choice of dinosaurs as long as this doesn't get too complicated."
Kid: "What's that in your hand?"
Me: "It's MINE, you little asshole."
Kid: "What's 20?"
Me: "It's a---oh fuck it just get your two dinosaurs already"
Everyone pulls two dinosaurs.
Kid: "I DON'T WANT THIS ONE!"
Me: "Just trade it with someone."
The kids trade until everyone is satisfied.
Kid: "But why did you get one before everyone else?"
Me: "I took it because it's the goddamn Apatosaurus and as the person who allows you to have two dinosaurs like everyone else instead of zero while everyone else has five, I deserve the first goddamn pick. I only took ONE and you all get TWO. So stop asking me about the Apatosaurus goddammit."
Kid: "But---"
Me: "GODDAMMIT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID LITTLE SON OF A SHIT!!!"
Everyone was happy.
I didn't cuss that much, or at all, then but it illustrated the point better.
Eventually I evolved to believe that the Apatosaurus was indeed just as up-for-grabs as the other dinosaurs and adjusted the numbers and policies accordingly. And it was great. But it displeased people, especially the ones who had handfuls of dinosaurs before, but dang it it worked just damn well damn fine. -
Oh wait, there's no sappy shit in this. There was originally going to be sappy shit, but it was removed. I apologize for the inconvenience.
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You seemed like a sweet kid. :3 Now you're a crazy person that apparently doesn't care what people think. I mean that in a good way.
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Actually, I do care about what people think. Too much. To the point that I get hurt.
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Well nevermind that last part then. ._.
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This made me laugh.
Who knew dinosaurs were so angering? -
(Joke alert)
It is scientificly proven dinosaurs can cause anger under humans.
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