Ways I have FAILED!
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Thread Topic: Ways I have FAILED!
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Gone outside thinking I had clothes on, but was ass naked
Walked into the occupied living room under the same conditions
Worn a sweater not JUST inside-out but upside-down ALSO!
Farted right when the teacher asked "Any questions?"
Manage to fart in countless silent moments
Said "Let's take a quick DUMP in the river" instead of quick DIP
Eaten an entire moldy doughnut only to realize it was moldy on the last bite
Handed in a paper where I wrote my name as Tritanope. My name also begins with a T so I mixed it up.
Successfully used a complicated geometric formula to solve a complicated problem, only to get it completely wrong because I said 40+5=32
Stood on a really high place in Skyrim and used the Whirlwind Sprint shout (the one that blasts you forward) instead of the Ethereal shout (the one that saves your ass when jumping off cliffs).
Speaking of Skyrim, I tried to ride a guard thinking it was my horse (?!) -
XD oh god....
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I'm so sorry to say I'm basically laughing my ass off. xD
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Me to. XD
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That was the point!
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xD same as Ting
a similar story about the timing of your fart after the teacher asked that, someone in my family had a similar situation -
xD More like WINS.
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I shouldn't start on World of Warcraft BUT I SHOULD SO I WILL.
Casually walked off a zeppelin.
Ran my Horde character into an Alliance camp accidentally, or vice versa
Attempted to duel with someone who was level 40 having read it as level 10 (I was level 10 at the time)
Lost a duel to a level 8 while at level 14
Tried to pet a pissed-off lion
Walked right into an arena, not knowing what a PvP zone was, saw a treasure chest, ran towards it only to randomly die.
Walked off a mountain.
Missed a zeppelin trying to run a tauren up a narrow tower
Wore the most GAY (sorry, but it WAS!) outfit. Basically, frilly pink spandex all over. And a sparkle cane.
Okay enough Warcraft.
Countless wardrobe malfunctions (neon nipples? Check.)
Tripped up, down, and sideways on stairs
Tripped on flat surfaces
Tripped on a cockroach
Stubbed my toe doing high-speed barefoot step aerobics
Farted while squatting and someone was directly behind me
Nearly drank something with a spider in it
Ate something with a spider in it -
This just happened a few seconds ago: Sister says "good night," I'm listening to music, and I hear...
"Buttmeister." -
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Appay, in the future if I ever need anything engineered, will you be my engineer? c: -
Hahaha you're awesome!
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X dies laughing X
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I love you woman. xD
You have a sister? -
You are hilarious. :D
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This is hysterical.
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