I have a plan for peace
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Thread Topic: I have a plan for peace
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I will run for president of United States and also be president of Russia. I will unite our two nations. #Putin2016
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My slogan is "Make America Great" as opposed to Trump's "Make America Great Again". A Putin presidency would make America great for the very first time.
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What my competitors fail to mention is that I am more successful than all of them combined.
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In Russia voter turnout is best in the world. 140% of voters come out to vote.
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89% of Russians approve of my job as president. Much better than Obama's 48%.
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...Is that even allowed?
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Don't worry, I have birth certificate saying I was born in Lincoln, Nebraska. All technicalities will be taken care of.
Besides your country needs a decent candidate, da? -
...Wow.
Yeah, but I honestly think it'd be better to intertwine the countries rather than have the same president, but that's only my perspective. -
Many Americans already agree that I am a great leader. They are tired of weak politicians who won't stand up for their country. I have long history of making Russia strong. I just want to offer alternative to democrats and republicans.
My party in Russia is called United Russia, and I will also form United America party. We will all be united. -
Seems plausible yet very complex.
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That is the case with world domination.
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ha-ha-ha.
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LovingSchool NoviceI think that would be very hard to do.. I'm not very interested actually in politics, but something there is something fun in it. Like, everyone say that they are better than others... It's normal I think.
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Ok id rather have you president than Obama
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I care very much about the future of America, all departments and agencies will merge with their Russian counterparts. America will no longer have to worry about the corruption in IRS, CIA, FBI or NSA. They will no longer exist.
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