Other Jokes
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Thread Topic: Other Jokes
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There is a line at a grocery store. The guy up front is paying for his items, and the guy at the desk tells a joke: "How many juggalos does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Then, a juggalo pushes his way to the front of the line. He looks the guy in the eyes and says, "What's a light bulb?"
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There were these three boys who went fishing. Then they saw a man from another boat fall out and begin to drown. So the three boys jumped into the water, and saved the man and found out it was Barack Obama. Obama was greatful, so he said that each of the boys could have one wish, of whatever they wanted. The first boy said, "I want to go to Disneyland and not have to wait in line!" And Obama reserved Disneyland for him, and the boy didn't have to wait in line. The second boy said, "I want a water park in my backyard!" And Obama set up an amazing waterpark in his backyard. The third boy said, "I want a cool wheelchair, one that can turn on the dime and has the cool ramps and everything." Obama eyed the boy and said, "Why do you need a wheelchair? You look fine, boy." And the boy said, "Well, when my dad finds out I saved Obama, I'm goanna need a wheelchair."
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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