BLOND JOKES
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Thread Topic: BLOND JOKES
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A blond walks into a technology store. She goes up to the cashier.
Blond: Hello, can i buy that TV? *points*
Cashier: Sorry, we don't sell to blonds.
Blond: *walks out of store and colours her hair brown* *walks back into store* Hello, can I buy that TV? *points*
Cashier: Sorry, we don't sell to blonds.
Blond: *walks out of store and colours her hair black* *walks back into store* Hello, can I buy that TV? *points*
Cashier: Sorry, we don't sell to blonds.
Blond: HOW DO YOU KNOW IM A BLOND?
Cashier: *points* Thats a microwave.
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I was born a blonde, so don't think I'm trying to be offenive.
How do you know a blonde is having a bad day? When there tampon is in their ear and they can't find their pencil.
How do you know a blonde was making errors when typing? When there is white-out on the computer screen. -
LOL
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LOL I LOVE ALL THESE
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Yeah lol
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Did you hear about the blonde checking alligators in the swamp for some shoes?
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i was born a blond too, im not trying to be offencive either.
What is dumber that two brunettes trying to build a house under water?
Two blonds trying to burn it down -
wow
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lol i'm a brunette
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A blonde walks into a store and wants to buy alligator shoes.
Blonde: "Hello, I would like a pair of alligator shoes."
Cashier: "Sorry, they're too expensive for you."
Blonde: "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow."
So the blonde leaves, and comes back the next day and asks,
Blonde: Hello, I would like a pair of alligator shoes."
Cashier: "Sorry they are too expensive for you."
Blonde: "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow."
So the blonde leaves, and continues to come back for a few days, and then suddenly stopps coming. A few nights later when the cashier was walking home, he heard something from the swamp that was by his house. He approached the opening of the swamp to see the blonde killing alligators with a baseball bat.
Cashier: "What the f--- are you doing?!"
Blonde: "Well, I've been killing these alligators, and checking their feet for shoes, but not one of them is wearing a damn pair of shoes!" -
Scientists say that over the next 200 years natural blondes will evolve into myth. So lets make fun of them while we still can.
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lol
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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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Im blond
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