Yo Mama-joke competetion
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Thread Topic: Yo Mama-joke competetion
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Yo mama so ugly, she even makes blind kids cry, because shes so ugly.
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Yo mama so fat, she could fit on her bathroom toilet.
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Tortura NewbieYour momma so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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*couldn't fit
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Yo mama so fat, she uses a steamroller to iron her clothes.
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Yo mama, was so ugly and dumb, she screamed at the mirror say, "You're so ugly." then she punched the mirror. 0.0
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Tortura NewbieYour momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand.
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...did I win?
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Tortura NewbieI got in the last one.
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Yo mama so poor, she kicks a can down the street when she moves.
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Tortura NewbieYour momma so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry.
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Yo mama so poor, she eats out of garbages.
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Yo mama so fat, when she wears red kids ask her for koolaid.
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Yo mama so dumb, she asked a kid to the directions to the kids house.
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@lucy thats a normal thing to do...
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