Those Awkward Moments.
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Thread Topic: Those Awkward Moments.
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Example 1:
Me: We're collecting donations for the -
Stranger: HELL NAW, MAN. I AIN'T TAKIN' PART IN YOUR DASTARDLY DEEDS.
Example 2:
Me: We're collecting donations for the local food bank...
Stranger: Oh... Is that where we can trade in munchies for cash?
Me: *facepalm*
Example 3:
Me: Hi, we're coll-
Stranger: No. No, no, no, no. I will not take any of those substances you're asking for.
Example 4:
Me: Hi, we're collecting food items for the local food bank.
Stranger: Do spoons count? *takes out bag full of spoons*
Example 5:
Me: *standing tralala-ing*
Store worker dude with gauges and lip rings : ;3 Heyyo~. *moonwalks away*
Me: ._. WHUT.
Example 6:
Me: Well, I think we're all done here.
Stranger: NOOOOOOO! D: I JUST BOUGHT SOME FOOD FOR YOU POOR STARVING CHILDREN~!
Me: Erm... Okay.
Stranger: NOOOOO! IT'S TOO LATE. I'VE FAILED YOU. I'VE FAILED TO GIVE DYING CHILDREN A MERE SMALL BITE TO EAT!
Me: ...
Example 7:
Me: Hi, would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies?
Jessica: Lana...? We sold those a few months ago.
Me: Oh. *MEGALANAFAIL*
Example 8:
Weird sample lady: YOU GIRL SCOUTS BETTER GET THE HALL OUTTA THAT HALLWAY! YOU'RE RUININ' MY FLOW! >:O
Everyone: *raises eyebrows* Oh no she didn't... Mmhm...
LESSON LEARNED:
SUPERMARKETS ARE AWKWARD. NEVER AGREE TO ADVERTISE, SELL, OR COLLECT ANYTHING IN SUPERMARKETS. THE CREEPY PEOPLE WILL FIND YOU... THEY. WILL. FIND. YOU. 0_0 -
True story.
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That is excellent, Alana. Important lesson learned.
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LOL I'm sorry Alana but LOLOLL
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I hope no creepy people find me, ever
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SilverBullet NewbiexD Indeed.
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Don't be sorry. I told the stories to my dad and he nearly drove off of the bridge laughing. xD
I'm pondering whether you'd like the list from delivering phone books... -
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Yes, yes we would. -
Alrighty. Awkward Moments: Phone Books. To be posted in approximately 5-6 minutes.
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Yay~. More awkwardness! :)
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I will read them later. For now, I shall leave you with my goodbyes and a sexy cat!
Leonardo! (I'd roll my R's when I say that, but I can't roll my R's.)
*sexily leaves*
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