Attention All Deserts!
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Thread Topic: Attention All Deserts!
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Attention all deserts, plains, and other dry areas of land! Do you have a recurring shortage of water? Are you always left with horrible chapped lips and unappealing eczema?
Here in little old New England we have a solution for you! Now, new and improved, RAINFALL! With new high tech mobile air technology, we can transport clouds full of moisture right to your door! With this amazing new invention called "wind", we could most definitely turn your life around for the better.... If it weren't for those blasted global wind patterns.
Are you still in desperate need of water, affectionately nicknamed H2O? We have a plethora here! Come on down and immerse yourself in the beautiful feeling of rain!
If you can't afford the treacherous trip here, we can send H2O2, water's distant relative right to whose door? Yours of course! Safe to drink and fun to play in, H2O2 is perfectly safe and non-toxic! With an acidity level of near to nothing, it will most certainly not eat out your insides!*cough*...Can you hear that... sizzling? *cough*
;D THAT'S THE SOUND OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FUTURE~! CALL, CLICK, AND BUY TODAY! DON'T READ THE FINE PRINT! FINE PRINT IS FOR CHUMPS!
**We are not in any way, shape, or form responsible for the following events: loss of life and/or multiple lives, the death of your beloved pet, your mass doom, hospitalization, or loss of flesh due to acid erosion.**
ORDER NOW!!! -
"I can see clearly now the rain has gone, I can see all the obstacles in my way~..."
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Win.
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