weird chat on omegle
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Thread Topic: weird chat on omegle
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Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: evil
Stranger: intriguing.
Stranger: How evil are you?
You: I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy it!
Stranger: Isn't the whole idea of insanity, that you don't know that you are insane?
Stranger: I would never trust someone who is insane to tell me that they are insane, or not insane for that matter.
You: how old are you? and what creature are you? are you a wolf?
Stranger: I am but a man.
Stranger: In his mid 20's.
You: I am over nine thousand years old
Stranger: Ominous.
Stranger: I like that.
Stranger: Would you care to delve into an explanation of your evil ways?
You: I only said that I was evil to scare you
Stranger: Oh I see.
Stranger: I'm sorry to say that your intentions did not succeed.
You: tell me about yourself, human X growls X
Stranger: Well there is not much to tell.
You: ;)
Stranger: I am a simple student, who has decided to procrastinate for the next hour instead of doing that which should be done.
You: ...
Stranger: I needed a moment to clear my mind. And I felt that the mindless ramblings of anonymous internet dwellers could be just the thing.
You: tell me all your secrets before I eat you
Stranger: The cascades of caspase pathways leading to the eventual death of a cell through a self-mediated programmed catastrophe can be taxing on the mind, if it is left to stir there for hours on end.
You: O. o
Stranger: All of my secrets? I like to think that I hold no secrets.
Stranger: Only lacks and gaps in forthcoming statements of events.
You: I have some secrets, I know how to travel to different dimensions X a portal appears out of nowhere X
Stranger: What an interesting tidbit of information.
Stranger: And how do these dimensions function in the overall space-time continuum that the rest of us are left to dwell in?
You: ... they are just there
Stranger: Are they on parallel planes with identically corresponding time-frames?
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: They just
Stranger: are.
Stranger: Well you are quite the interesting fellow, I must say.
Stranger: 9000 years old.
Stranger: Travelling between dimensions without cause or care.
You: I am half dragon, I am supposed to live for a long time
Stranger: Full of secrets and hungry for flesh of others, lest they withhold their secrets from you
Stranger: Half dragon, the other half unknown. Possibly made up of quarters and thirds.
Stranger: Prophesied to live for "a long time" which could realistically mean anything when coming from the view point of a 9000 year old half-dragon.
Stranger: Quite the interesting character indeed.
You: I am half wolf and dragon, ... I use to be in a clan, before something weird happened
Stranger: Half wolf, half dragon, yet able to use a keyboard to type to strangers.
Stranger: The mysteriousness that you are shrouded in continues to grow and complex me.
Stranger: I find myself asking, does he have fingers? or an oversized keyboard that is able to accomodate the clickety clackings of talons and paws?
You: I am way smarter then you think, I still remember stuff way long ago when I was really young
Stranger: But why do you jump to the conclusion that I perceive you to be a certain intelligence? One which you feel is lower than that which is accurate in reality?
Stranger: Why do you assume that I have made any judgements at all regarding your intelligence?
You: X growls X
Stranger: Or the assumption that I might think that your memory has faded after all of these (nine) millennia?
Stranger: I quite enjoy the fact that you type out the sounds and utterances that would otherwise go unnoticed by me in an online chat conversation.
Stranger: It helps to set the mood, if you will.
Stranger: Silence ensues...
Stranger: I feel as though on this occasion, you have met your match, 1/2 wolf 1/2 dragon sir.
Stranger: And as such, I feel obligated to bid you adieu.
Stranger: Alors, a Dieu! -
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You: grrrr
Stranger: hei youre a boy yes?
Stranger: miauu
You: no, I am a femalw
Stranger: im a male actualy ;p
You: XD
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: how old are you?
You: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!!!
You: by the way, my favorite song is on right now XD
Stranger: what is your fave song ?;p
Stranger: say it !
You: XD
Stranger: ;p
You: written in the stars
You: OHHHH WRITTEN IN THE STARS
You: A MILLION MILES AWAY!!!!
Stranger: this is sooo ollllddddddddddd
Stranger: i bet youre like 5 years old dont know what good music is ;pp
You: A MESSAGE THROUGH THE MAIN!!!
You: OHHHHHHHHH!!!
You: I kind of forgot the rest!
Stranger: ended?
You: it ended XD
Stranger: than its fineee
Stranger: where you from buddy?
You: UH OH I WANT SOME MORE!!!
Stranger: shall we f--- up in the stars or what?
You: UH OH WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!
You: SAY GOODBYE TO MY HEART TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
You: XD -
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