HAHA!
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Thread Topic: HAHA!
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Niku: *pulls IB into his arms*
Libba: *takes sword*
I'm drinking milk out of a pink goblet-like cup covered with hearts, flowers, and Disney Princesses. But I don't really care; I kissed my dignity goodbye a while ago. -
IB: *snuggles*
Ivo: Give me the sword before I hurt you.
So did I! :O -
Niku: *smiles*
Libba: With what? I took the sword.
I meant dignity.
Milk tastes good when you pretend you're a Disney Princess. -
IB: *still asleep*
Ivo: My hands.
That's what I meant too.
It must. -
Niku: *kisses forehead*
Libba: Oh really? *holding sword* -
IB: *smiles in sleep*
Ivo: Yes. And, by the looks of it, you don't know how to handle a sword correctly. *smirks* -
Niku: *grins*
Libba: Why don't you show me, then? -
A convo between me and Kirby on Google Chat:
me: Hiya.
Keribeth: Hi
me: I must tell you something.
Keribeth: What?
me: Your father and I...
Keribeth: D: WHAT?!
me: We got a divorce (we were never married LOL).
Keribeth: (xD) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY?!
me: Don't be sad honey, he's not your real father.
And because he was never here for us.
Keribeth: Who's my real father then?
me: ... I don't know... I've been with so many men...
Just kidding. But seriously, I'm not sure at the moment. You were given by the Lord.
Keribeth: MY MOM'S A WHORE?! xD Jk. Uhh.... you had sex with God? x3
o.o
me: No...
I went outside one morning and I found you on the porch.
Keribeth: HARRY POTTER REFERENCE! *shot* -
Ivo: I need my sword to do that, hand it over.
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LOL. xD
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Libba: I don't trust you, but... *gives sword*
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Ivo: *takes sword* *slices a random oak tree into five even parts* I need a live target....
Oak Tree: Noooo. *dies* -
Libba: o.o
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Ivo: Not you... *evil grin*
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Libba: *sigh of relief* Good. *takes Ivo by the hand and drags him to a bunch of people* Come pick a target.
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