C.A.B
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Thread Topic: C.A.B
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Okay this site isn't a p---ography but its has some really funny stuff on it
"Strangers have to best candy" XD -
Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b----.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. -
I know, I hope nothing bad happened to him, I kinda miss having him around its been *checks his profile* 22 DAYS WTF!!!!!! Last time I checked it said 8!!!!!!
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Yeah he never helped me kick Elfies a--
Your selfish
No i'm not
Yes, yes you are
Shut up
Bleh!
So I really hope he does come on soon -
I'm really tired right now talk to you later :D
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I need, I need...... SLEEP!
My mom woke me up early -
My life is like a teenage sitcom without all the love and sex
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Yeah, I definitely have the drama part, its weird though because my life is exactly like that
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I'm sorry for everything bluemoon ...
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Yeah all my friends are either white or mexican, while i'm Native American.
In shows they make people best friends with people of different races
Drama
Too much drama
Evil teachers
Lots of evil teachers
Theres a lot of stuff that make my life a teenage sitcom without all the love and sex -
gotta go byez
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Would you tell a teacher if this happened to you?
Okay so I was walking to my 6th hour with Andrew and we saw my other friends Jennifer and Nia behind a classroom with something behind them, we tried asking what they had but they wouldn't show us, so me and Andrew walked off but I went back to them without him and promised not to tell anybody what they had, they had..... a bottle of beer, it was full and had real beer in it, I walked away shocked of what I saw, I wanted to tell a teacher but I promised, would you have told? -
I found a way to be on here during the Summer
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My parents won't take away my phone this summer so i'll be on my phone but its slow :D
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