Howdy, y'all! :)
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Thread Topic: Howdy, y'all! :)
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Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies. I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!
Puss in Boots: At least you don't look like a bloated roadside pinata. You really need to go on a diet.
Donkey: And you really need to get yourself a pair of pants! I feel all exposed and nasty! -
Donkey: Say something crazy like 'I'm wearing ladies underwear!'
Pinocchio: im wearing a ladies underwear
*nothing happens*
Shrek: ehehe....are you?
Pinocchio: I most certinatly am not!
*nose grows*
Donkey: Looks like you certinatly are too!
Pinocchio: Am NOT!
Puss: What kind?! (XD)
Gingey: ITS A THONG!
HAHAHAHA! -
Smartie: I have a good memery. Plus i typed when i was watching it.
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@ kierra: OMG I LOVE GINGY'S LINE! When "Shrek 2" came on TBS last week, I was laughing so much! LMAO!!!
@ Moonie: Okay, lucky you. That line proves how good Pinocchio is at avoiding speaking lies of being truthful. xD -
XDDDDD
puss: HEY! arent we suppose to be having a fiesta?! -
Puss in Boots: After Shrek throws Donkey out the door. Some people just don't understand boundaries.
[Shrek then throws Puss out. Puss does his cat screech, then the eyes] -
Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
Sleeping Beauty falls asleep, Snow White lies down in her coffin pose, and Cinderella seats herself on the floor gazing dreamily into space.
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Sleeping Beauty: [Snaps awake] Waiting to be rescued. -
@ Moon: LOL that was so cute. :)
PIB: It's a happily ever after after all
Shrek: Shrek's final performance?
Donkey: woah, Shrek. You didn't tell us you were in a play!
S: Well, I guess I've been so busy I forgot to mention it!
Guard: It's the ogre!
PIB: Don't worry, jefe (Spanish for "boss"). I got this.
*Guards lower weapons, and see Puss do the sad eyes. However, it fails. Arthur Pendragon comes to his aid.* -
@moon AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
XDDDDDDDD@SG
"Dont you know who he is?! Hes a star people HELLO?! i am so sorry mister shrek!"
"IM GONNA LOOSE IT!" -
Irk
COOL -
Fiona: You gotta be kidding me!
SW: What else can we do? We're just four- I mean, three- super hot princesses, two circus freaks, a pregnant ogre, and an old lady!
Lillian: Excuse me, old lady coming through.
*Walks slowly toward brick wall. Uses headbutt to bash it. Everyone stands and looks amazed.* -
Mom?
oh im sure you didnt think you got your moves from your father now did you?
excuse me? but i think there's still one more -
@ kierra: Maybe you should talk to Nancy at human resources. Oh, we'll have much to say to Nancy, I PROMISE!
@ Moon: WHO DARES ENTER MY ROOM? -
@SG ???
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Harold: I was told you were the one to talk to about an ogre problem?
PIB: You're told correct. But for this, I need a grest deal of money.
Harold: Oh, would this cover it?
*Puss takes out sword and slices bag open. Out pours gold coins*
PIB: You have engaged in my valuable services, Your Majesty. Just tell me where can I find this ogre?
For some strange reason, I get scared whenever I see that scene. Puss looks so dark, evil, and mysterious. All you can see is his green eyes. 0.0
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