SOAP!
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Thread Topic: SOAP!
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"Good idea grandmother!"
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"Ok who wants to go first?"asks Xavy.
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"ME!" says Peaches
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"OK Peaches Tell it"says Xavy
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"Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car! The End"
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha"everyone laughs.
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(I thought that was funny myself x))
"GOOD ONE PEACH!" says Roshan "Ok My turn!" he says "A couple of strangers were drinking at a cliffside bar overlooking the ocean. Both of them look a little drunk, when one says to the other: "Hey, look at the wind whipping up the side of that cliff. It moves pretty fast. I'll bet I could jump off of the ledge, catch the wind in my coat, and get lifted right back up to the bar!" "No way", says the other guy, "you'd fall to your death." "Well, I'm going to try it!", says the first, and at that he walks over, stands on the ledge, and leaps off in a swan dive. Sure enough, he comes sailing back up in no time, and lands on his feet right in front of the bar."I can't believe it!" says the second guy, "that's impossible". So the first drunk does it again: he jumps off the cliff, catches the wind in his coat, and comes sailing back to the bar. "Go ahead", he says, "try it, it's great!" "Well, OK, I'm just drunk enough to give it a go", says the second fellow. So he climbs the ledge and leaps off the cliff, only to fall screaming to his death on the rocks below. The first guy walks back to the bar and sits down to his drink. The bartender steps over, looks him in the eye, and says to him: "You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes when you've been drinking, Superman". The End" -
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahahahaha)
We laugh. -
Xavy laughs with tears rolling down his cheek
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"SO funny!"laughs Xavy "My turn! A Cat's Diary: Day 751: The Cat's captors continue to torment it with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while it is forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps it going is the hope of eventual escape.. that, and the satisfaction it can get is from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.
I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another" -
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" screams Eliot
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"HA!"laughs Sid "Heres mine: Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.
The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.
The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around." -
O.O "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" says Crash
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"HAHAHAHA!"lauhs Eddie.
"I love you Diego"i smile. "I love you too!"he smiles. Then we hear a branch snap. "Is it the others?"i ask Diego. "I'm not sure left me have a look" Diego gets up and has a look round. "Nothi-" DIeog gets attacked by a Wolf. "DIEGO!"i shout. -
i stop laughin....."Did anyone hear something?" i ask
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