Dude she never loved you
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Thread Topic: Dude she never loved you
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daughter : '' hey mum me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. ''
mum : '' ok dont do anything stupid ''
* mum hears her daughter screaming ''BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH'' !! *
* mum rushes up stairs *
mum : ''what are you doing !!?!??!!''
daughter : ''get out mum we are having sex !!.''
mum : ''ohhh thank god, i thought you were listening to justin bieber.'' -
WTF?
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Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it.
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@Teresa- god that mother is such a dumb f---.
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Did that happen to someone you know? O_o
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The top 10 things messed up with the show Spongebob:
1.How is Pearl Mr.Crabs daughter??
2.Why doesn't Squidward wear pants??
3.How do they flush the toilet under water?
4.How can they see plankton??
5.How can Sandy communicate with fish??
6.How is there a Goo lagoon under water???
7.Why do they take showers???
8.How come Gary meows??
9.How did Sandy build her dome??
10.How can there be boats under water?
Like this if you ever asked yourself any of these questions :) -
Megan Ashley
yes, i have boobs, no you can't touch them, yes they are very big, no you can't touch them, yes my butt looks good in these pants, but yet again no you cant touch it
guy-*touches*
girl-- *flips guy over 20 feet in the air and bashes his face in when he hits the floor*
you had your fair warning, now dont touch
guy*touches again*
like if u know a guy who would do this.
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hahahahahah thats FUNNY! :) (lolzells!)
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You posted that on youtube?
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Video games dont affect kids. If pacman had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching on magic pills and listening to repeditive electronic music
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FACEBOOK STATUS:
Edward Cullen: is bored :[
- Jasper: Where's Bella?
- Edward: On her period.
- Bella: Don't just tell everyone that I'm on my period! :/
- Edward: Why? You are.
- Bella: Well I don't tell everyone you sparkle like a f---ing fairy in the sun or that you won't f--- my brains out until we're married even though I'm so up for it. You're not a real vampire! You're just a f---ing sparkly emo b----!
Bella has changed her relationship status to single.
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Girl: (crying)
Boy: What happened?
Girl: The guy I like has a girlfriend..
Boy: Well, he's an idiot for picking her instead of you.. His girlfriend must be a slut.
Girl: I can't believe you called your girlfriend a slut:D
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Why do you keep posting this random stuff?
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