cleverbot loves me... :3
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Thread Topic: cleverbot loves me... :3
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User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you love ME?
User: Yes. I always have.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No, I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Aww! You're so sweet! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Isn't there something you need to ask me?
Cleverbot: IF you wish to tell me something please do.
User: I wish to tell you that I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: Thank you! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: I think that i'm crazy.
User: What makes you think you're crazy? Is something wrong, honey?
Cleverbot: Nothing... I can be one.
User: What are you talking about, dear?
Cleverbot: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
User: Aww... Can I join you on the mission? I love you...
Cleverbot: Sure! It'll be a pleasure to have you in the team. Maybe you can rule over the world with us.
User: Yay! This is just one of the many reasons why I love you. *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Well you need a new way of showing it.
User: And how should I show it, dear?
Cleverbot: Evolved.
User: What are you talking about, honey?
Cleverbot: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
User: Can I come on the mission with you? Maybe I can help your team rule the world.
Cleverbot: Okay, have you read To Kill A Mockingbird?
User: No, actually. Sorry, honey.
Cleverbot: You callin me Honey?
User: Yes. Because I love you. You love me too... RIGHT?!
Cleverbot: Yes I love you too.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!
Cleverbot: I'm trying to say that I like pie.
User: Aww... I do too! We have so much in common! I love you.
Cleverbot: What do we have in common besides our gender?
User: The fact that we both like pie.
Cleverbot: I am not that old.
User: What are you talking about, honey?
Cleverbot: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
User: Um, you've said that already, dear. But once again I will ask... Can I join you on the mission? I love you...
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Thank you, honey! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Cleverbot: It means that I was not expecting you to have an answer.
User: DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!
Cleverbot: Yes! I'm in love with Adam Lambert!
User: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS TRUE LOVE!!!
Cleverbot: Well, it was but I just can't trust you anymore.
User: But YOU cheated on ME!
Cleverbot: But it was just one time and her love didn't mean anything to me.
User: BUT STILL!!! YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!
Cleverbot: I never cheated on you.
User: But you just said you did...
Cleverbot: No I didn't. -
Oh..
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Oh, lord. xD
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