im alone
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Thread Topic: im alone
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I'm just venting random thought. Dont worry about it.
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Oh, ok, thats cool....
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revised version
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. -
Lol...
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Lol...
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I JUST read that ... on the OTHER .. nvm
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I'm posting it everywhere remy. Dont worry about it.
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Oh, okaii, I just thought I was losing my mind or shomething .. :3
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Hello, remy...
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Hiya Kish! =^.^=
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xD, long time, eh? How u been?
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Mhm ;) Im good, hbu?? :3
WHAY, I wanna cookieh >:P -
Dammit, I has no cookiehs..
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*hands remy cookies* im afraid i only got chocolate, they my favourite.... And im good... Hows Ryan? xD
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*takes cookieh && eats it* Mwahaha, no YOU got no no cookieh :P xDD Ryan ... he's good. The crazy ex wont stop stalking us. ((Ryan's ex :P))
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