Your daily dose of crazy
Thread Topic: Your daily dose of crazy
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FR THO
And in the unlikely event he’d use smth line avada kedarvra Percy could literally drown him in seconds -
FRRRRR
Like Harry, congratulations for beating Voldemort, but when Percy was your age he already
1 Beat the God of War with a pen
2 Beat a whiny little blondie frat boy (*cough cough* Luke)
3 saved his girlfri- I mean bestie
4 held up the f---ing sky
5 almost destroyed hawaii
6 beat the titan of time
7 Beat multiple monsters in the process
8 had less casualties than you -
Also outsmarted practically every god on Olympus
There’s also that xD -
yessssssssss
Meanwhile Harry over here can't even beat a bald little snake man without dying -
BALD LITTLE SNAKE MAN I LOVE THAT XD
And even then Hermione saved him half the time -
And he made being an orphan his ENTIRE PERSONALITY like wE gEt iT, iT sUckS bEinG tHe GoLdeN bOy dEaL wiTh iT
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FR THO
LIKE EVERY 30 MINUTE WE WERE GETTING SMTH ABOUT HOW HARRY ‘had his mother’s eyes’ LIKE IT WASN’T COMPLETELY STALKERISH -
IKR LIKE HOW THE f--- DOES EVERYONE REMEMBER HIS MOMS EYES THATS WEIRD WTF
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AND IN THE MOVIE HE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE HIS MOTHER’S EYES
LIKE I GET CASTING REASONS BUT IF YOU’RE GOING TO MENTION IT EVERY HALF HOUR AT LEAST MAKE IT FIT THE SCRIPT -
FRRRRRRRRR
ALSO IN THE 5TH BOOK HARRY DESCRIBED SIRIUS AS BEAUTIFUL LIKE EVERY 10 PAGES LIKE DUUUUUUUUDE WE GET IT STOP MENTIONING IT SO MUCH HES YOUR GODFATHER OMFG -
IKR LIKE I DON’T f---ING CARE ABOUT HIS DARK HAIR
THAT’S JUST CREEPY WTF -
HARRY BACK OFF SIRIUS BELONGS TO REMUS AND ONLY REMUS GO FAWN OVER GINNY OR SOMETHING
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IMAGINE DATING YOUR BEST FRIEND’S LIL SISTER THO WTF
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HARRY DATED RONS SISTER SO RON GOT BACK AT HIM BY DATING THE CLOSEST THING HARRY EVER HAD TO A SISTER LMFAO
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NAH BRO I BET HARRY WAS CRUSHING ON HERMIONE SO WHEN RON STARTED DATING HER HARRY GOT BACK AT HIM BY f---ING HIS SISTET LMFAO
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