Alien Invasion
- Locked due to inactivity on Apr 11, '23 3:54am
Thread Topic: Alien Invasion
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Aliens, we must invade Earth and enslave the Humans! *insert Alien face here*
First Order of Business: The Alien Overlord has required all Aliens to start killing ALL Mosquitos. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
By the way, I am Alien Advisor Courtney. Please refer to the Overlord as My Lord when they join the thread. Our Lord will be joining us, but will not be on the thread for a long time at a time, as they are a very busy Lord.
(also, i advise you not to question Our Lord's mental state, it is a sore subject...) -
Will anyone be joining the Alien Cause?
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*starts running*
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Running which way, though?
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are you secretly an alien
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Maybe ^-^
but i'm a nice Alien, don't you think...? -
BUT IM A HUMAN
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You're a Human, but if you join us, you will be spared ^-^
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Humans, join the Alien cause!!! ^-^
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WHy is nO hUmAnS jOiNiNg tHe aLiEnS!?!
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Possibly because your representation of OVERLORD is so petty? OVERLORD would surely not bother with such nearly imperceptible lifeforms as mosquitoes.
You are giving aliens such as ourselves a bad name with this behavior. Invading this Earth world is entirely unnecessary, as is enslaving the humans. They may be Deathworlders, and as a result impressive in many ways, but they cannot physically compare to the machines we already have. They are already mentally enslaved to themselves, so it is much easier to simply influence their society in our favor.
I am tired of giving this lecture. I would prefer to not have to reiterate. Stick to your training and try not to indulge in the human's fiction so much. OVERLORD may see to have you replaced, and at this rate, I as well. -
But aren't mosquitos the main pollinators of chocolate D:
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Wait what-
main pollinators of chocolate!?! -
Oh my, they are... i must alert The Lord
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At once, I hope! I pray we're not too late
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