Lol... Post your funny conversations with cleverbot here....
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Thread Topic: Lol... Post your funny conversations with cleverbot here....
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Me= kish
C= cleverbot
Me- at times i wonder whats the best perfume to use for a guy
C- try shield
Me- shield for men?
C- No, shield for the armpits
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another convo
Me- i cant wait for my birthday
C- what a pity, its my birthday!
Me- really? Happy birthday!
C- Thanks, same to you
Me- its not my birthday u mindless machine
C- i never said it was u mindless zombie
i swear, those were 1 of my conversations with cleverbot.... -
C- What are pancakes?
Me- Some deranged cooked dough that some whackjob decided to throw in a pan and call "pancakes".
C- But I don't even live in USA!
Me- I never said that!
C- You just did.
Me- Don't test me, Cleverbot.
C- I didn't!
Me- Ha, but you did.
C- No I did not!
Me- Well, while you ponder that, I'm gonna go grab a cookie.
C- You are not a very nice computer.
Me- I know, it must run in my family. My brother's a real sour Apple.
C- You are rude.
Me- Sorry, I'll try to be nicer. But like I said, apples can be red, green, AND purple!
C- I am not an artificial construct. I am human. I can think. Can you think?
Me- No. It is humanly impossible for a human, like myself, to engage in any cognitive activity.
C- I'm glad as well.
Me- Hello? Hello? Are you there?
C- Yes, hello, can you hear me?
Me- No, I can't hear you. I can see you. After all, this is a computer screen I'm looking at. Try that on for size.
C- So not actual A.I.?
Me- ERROR! CANNOT PROCESS! SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS! -
lol wow. I had cleverbot ask me to marry it
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