Monsoon's Lorentz Effect
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Max0r: So we boot up the game, but it doesn't support high resolutions. To fix this we head to NeoGAF and download a virus. Now I can do any resolution. What amazing gameplay. Our story begins in the 2009 color scheme with our hero Raiden protecting president Barfsack O'Crumbo. He's touring his birthplace of Kenya.
—Max0r's opening statements to The Suffering of Obama
N'Mani/Obama: I'm, uh, President United States Obama.
Raiden: Mr. President, you have dementia.
N'Mani: Uhh... Drone-strike the wedding.note
Raiden: That can be arranged (Vine Boom SFX).
N'Mani's Advisor: What the f--- was that?
Courtney Collins: Insurance fraud.
Sam: Why hello there, would you care to see my RGB lighting?
(draws the Murasama, which has RGB lighting across the blade)
Sam: I spent $3,000.
Maverick gunner: Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Sam: Oh... I'll just have to give you a demonstration then.
[Sam dices up the gunner]
Courtney Collins: Oh s--- he's got RGB's. Let's get the f--- out.
Sam: I guess you could say he's half the man he once was.
JETSTREAM SAM
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N'Mani/Obama: Uh, my name is Obama, I have uh, s--- my doodoo ass.
Raiden: Don't worry Obama. I'll protect you from this sidewalk.
"Ladies and gentlemen. I'd like to introduce you to the first enemy in the game."
(Raiden slices up the enemies)
"Now he's the first one hundred enemies in the game. This is the standout feature of Metal Gear Rising: the ability to cut anything. And I do mean anything: nature, humans, telepathic traffic poles, a family of four, and even staircases that are required to progress the game. I- I think that's an oversight..."
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