Apparently the spirit of vending machines does not like us.
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Thread Topic: Apparently the spirit of vending machines does not like us.
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So I know one of my friends from cub scouts.
No, WE'RE not in cub scouts. Our brothers are. And since we often have to go to scout stuff with our brothers, that's how we know eachother.
And right now, the meetings take place at an absolutely ginormous church. My Dad actually thought that it had been a mall, but the church bought the building. xD But anyway, they have a vending machine there, so during a meeting me and my friend decided to get a snack from the vending machine.
God, and I thought Dewey had depression problems!
We ended up trying every. Single. Number. But in that whole dang vending machine, the only thing it would give us was cherry pie or this weird sour candy thing that looked like a bunch of dyed chemicals (probably because it was).
I got cherry pie and she got the sour stuff (she's partial to sour candy).
The sour stuff was in this weird package that looked more like five packages attatched to eachother, and it kinda was.
She opened the first one and it was a white bar thing. So she said "A stick".
Then second package had a stick as well, so she said "Another stick".
And now, learn from my friend's next action, kids. NEVER open a package (That's supposed to be opened from the top) sideways unless you know what's in it first.
When she opened the third package - sideways - blue powder exploded all over her and pretty much everything near her.
She said "And...some...powder." xD
After sort of kind of eating the snacks, my friend got thirsty and got a sprite as well. When she first got it, she shook it up on purpose because she wanted to see bubbles (xD). So then she waited for the bubbles to go away so she could open it.
We even waited like two minutes after the bubbles went away before we opened it. And whaddya know? The spirit of vending machines really does hate us! 8D
Apparently so, because the minute she opened the sprite, it decided to commit scuicide! WHEEE! :DD
In other words, it exploded on my friend's lap and everything near her. Including me. And the furniture we were sitting on. And the floor. And her books.
This. IS WHY THEY NEED TO MAKE DEPRESSION PILLS FOR MACHINES. -
Oh god, I am such a rambling moron, I just relized how much I've typed. >.< Gah!
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o=o-o-o-o
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xP
And can somebody please tell me why Dewey keeps starting PowerDVD 9 for no apparent reason!? Dx -
CUZ HE BE A TROLOLO
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I don't even have a dDVD or any kind of disc in the player. :/ -
he probably jusst wants to bug you >.< and who's dewet afaub>
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LAWL.
DEWEY'S A TROLL! D8
Dewey: *mumbles something about humans these days and then goes back to scanning for viruses* -
again** not that thing..
major spelling fail LOL -
Dewey's my laptop... :D
Augh! 30 second thingy! Dx -
LOL idk why but i want to draw a personification of dewey
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Same, but I have no idea what the heck he would look like.
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me too LOL
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I HAVE IDEA.
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When somebody says "Dewey", I picture a black rectangle with a silver Q (Because he's a compaq laptop) in the middle. Because that what he looks like. xD
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