THE FUNERAL
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Thread Topic: THE FUNERAL
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same here -
🍭 HEY YOU COVERED UP MY SPEECH 😭 IT’S ON THE LAST PAGE GUYS
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OMG SO SAD
NOw lemme make my speech -
🍭 *gives everyone a glass of liquor and chugs theirs*
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Danny the Table was a very good table. They helped people with their things.
Danny was a strong table. He was even able to hold a 170lb suitcase.
When Danny got older, the table was getting less strong, ya know?
They kept trying to hold on to things. But it wasn't possible. It was too hard.
Today at 2:15 CDT, someone was building with heavy bricks and the table had nothing to do but to break.
Today you learn a lesson mentioned in the Book Of Tables.
Book Of Tables, Chapter 5, Sentence 15 reads,
Do NOT pressure tables to hold on to things big. In fact, thousands of tables have broken in all the world, because of you cruel humans. /j
We have to do as the Book Of Tables sayeth. Now let this Baby Shark song play as we bury this historical and nice table that has died of 5 years. -
🍭 😭 DANNY MY BELOVED TABLE I’LL NEVER FORGET YOU
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😭😭
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Akamaru AdvancedHis after funeral party is at IKEA so everyone knows
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🍭 okay i’m driving to ikea 😭 who’s coming in my car
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*drives to ikea
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🍭 BUT D YOU’RE DEAD
I’M CARRYING YOUR ERN RIGHT NOW
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Imma pray before we let this table rest.
May the poor table rest peacefully and have a great life as a ghost and go to table heaven.
Done.
The person who raises their hand first will help me dig, and the second will help me yeet the table inside the hole. -
Oh yeah your my ride
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Akamaru Advanced*raises fist*
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