I bet I can make you laugh
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Thread Topic: I bet I can make you laugh
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IT DOESN'T COUNT IF I DIDN'T OPEN MY MOUTH >:(
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Yes it does
Just look at the I Love to Laugh song from Marry Poppins -
Donuts are squishy
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FINE
IF I'M OUT THEN I GET TO HELP JUNE -
Alright
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Fine U^U
So I was laying down on a table with my brother and one of the chickens.
My brother weighs over 200 pounds
I am proud to say I way very less U_U
The chicken weighed 2ish pounds? ;w;
Anyways, with all that weight the tables broke in half. What was our reactions?
"SHI-"
"I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA"
"BOKBOKBOKBOK FRICK YOU HUMANS, WE'RE GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF YOU." -
My eyes are looks white slimy gluuuuueeeee
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Unamusing
You see, if I choose not to find something laughable it will not be laughable -
Made me smile but no laugh for you
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I'm not smiling
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Imagine denis wearing underwear and singing the Beatles
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I'M HELPING JUNE
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LET'S SEE
i don't know anything funny... -
GOD
A few weeks ago I made friends with my neighbors grandson. (he's a year older than me) And so we talked for about an hour before I went inside.
My mom was pissed the hell off because I talked to one of the worst things imaginable in her head....
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So our conversation was like dis:
Mom: YOU TALKED TO A BOY??!!!
Me: Yes...? ;w;
Mom: YOU'RE TOO YOUNG UNACCEPTABLE DESPICABLE
Me: But I just want friends-
Mom: NO NO NO NO. NO BOY FRIENDS FOR YOU
Me: That didn't stop me and Jason :P
Mom: PARDON ME WHO DAT
Me: :) Just a boy friend
Mom: YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND????
Me: No, a boy friend
Mom: YOU f---ING b---- YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND. MARK GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Dad: Wot? ;-;
Mom: TSALEACH HAD A BOYFRIEND
Me: Boy friend
Dad: BOYFRIEND?!
Mom: BOYFRIEND.
Older brother: Boyfriend?
Me: You bishes-
Mom: NO FRIENDS FOR YOU >:'( -
And that's why you say guy friend and not boy friend.
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XD
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