The Best Roasts
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Thread Topic: The Best Roasts
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I love it.
Someone: The earth is flat.
You: replace ‘earth’ with ‘brain’ -
After someone gets roasted))
Do you want some ice for that burn? -
Someone: I’m so cool!
You: Not after I just roasted you! -
Person: But you suck
Me: on you -
Someone: I’m famous
You: For being an idiot? -
I didn't make this one btw))
Person: You're going down.
You: In history! -
Someone: You’re super weird
You: How unoriginal *pat their shoulder with a disapproving look and walk away* -
(that just feels like the walk of shame)
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Person: you're weird and creepy
Me: maybe you should tell that to your stalker, oh wait, you aren't popular enough to have one -
Someone: Youre ugly
Me: Exuse me do I look like a mirror to you? Quit talking to yourself -
My sister: Ava/Draco you're a pleb!
Me: I know you are but what am I. -
The ultimate comeback in history ^
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Kayley/Acid ( my sister ): You are a psycho, sis!
Me: I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks Acid!*flings my long brown hair in her face*
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