GTQ memes
Thread Topic: GTQ memes
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me: wants to be more social
also me: purposefully distances self
me: :/ -
My family’s reaction when my dog is sick 🤠💅:
Me: AWwE, Imma pretend I’m sick to skip school n take care of-
Dog: throws up
Me: panics while trying to find the paper towels
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My sister: Ew, a rat-dog
My dog: throws up
My sister: le scream
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My mom: Hi Bastion, derpy-dog
My dog: throws up
My mom: (insert my name), WE’RE GETTING RID OF THIS DOG TOMORROW, YOU HEAR? NOTHING BUT A NUISANCE!
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My step-father: Don’t feed the dog human foo-
My dog: throws up
My step-father at home: THIS IS WHY WE DON’T FEED THE DOG HUMAN FOOD
My step-father in the car: I’ll clean it up later :) -
me: please i’m like
me: the least sarcastic person alive
when my sibling turns on the movie Bolt for the baby
my sister: oh nO the fIRE REE
my sibling: lol it’s unrealistic tho because real sets would have actual flames used for filming, it’s a fire hazard
me: oh no, ‘cause i totally wouldn’t think that fire is a fire hazard
my sibling:
my sibling: …🖕 -
Me: *says something cringy*
Me: *instantly regrets*
Five years later
My brain: Haha remember when-
Me: sHUT UP I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT -
Me in the daytime: Time to do things
My brain, sobbing: But sleep, you have deprived me of rest you ungrateful monster
Me at night: Time for beds
My brain: No I will spite you, it is time to go uP WE MUST DO THINGS -
Me before school: I want to sleep
My head: NO! Time for school
Me After School: Time to write fanfiction.
My head: NO! GO TO SLEEP -
Me: where’s the school crowd?
Y’all :*gets on when I go to sleep* -
My name during kahoot: "Karen 👁👄👁"
My class: IT'S ESPIE FOR SURE 🤠👌
Someone else's name: "Karen 👁👄👁"
My class: IT'S ESPIE FOR SURE 🤠👌
My name during kahoot: "Not Karen 👌"
My class: 👌👌👌👌👌👌 -
Cinna/Kai: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
June/Mother: You can eat a rock.
Spice: Air.
Espie/Es: The fabric of time and space.
Cats: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Cinna/Kai: You guys are not helpful. -
This one just generated and didn't even have to edit names-))
Cinna: Look guys, I need help.
Spice: Love help?
Espie: Financial help?
June: Emotional help?
Cats: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Cats*
Cats: What? -
Cinna: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Spice: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
June: Three of us saw it, Spice. How do you explain that?
Spice: *points at Cats* Sleep deprivation. *points at June* Paranoia. *points at Espie* Delusional personality disorder. -
June: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Kai: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Cats: FLOOR IT!!
June: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Kai: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
June: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE f---ING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Spice: DO IT!
Kai: NO- -
Me: I have 121 OC's.
Spice: HOW.
Me:
Spice:
Me: 129 now- -
June: INTRO YOURSELVES MY FREINDOS
Spice: I'm a frog :P
Cinna: I'm a cinnamon roll :P
Tat: I'm a dragon :P
Me: I'm a ghost..?
Cats: I'm a cat and i like to eat frogs >:D
Spice: AAAAAAAAH NOOO-
Cats: *eats Spice*
Also spice: *ded*
That was totally normal smh- -
me: okay, this time i won’t cry… -puts on christmas songs-
me after 2 christmas songs: -aggressive sobbing-
christmas songs just make me so happy??? i always cry from them
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