GTQ memes
Thread Topic: GTQ memes
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June: We have ways of making you talk
*pulls a bag of wands out of pantry*
Me: ...Can I have one?
June: Wands are for talkers -
June: *holding python* Guys, I impulsively adopted a snake, what do I name them?
Spice: You did WHAT-
Tat: William Snakespear -
June: *sternly* You know every problem cannot be solved with claws
Me: And that is why I have teeth -
Spice: There are 7 wands and 10 wand-hungry demons. What do you do?
June: No one gets a wand
Cinna: Make three more
Angel: The best of 10 can eat
Cats: Kill 3 -
Mods: How do you stay out of messes?
Users: We don't, we just create bigger messes to distract from the smaller ones -
Spice: If I were a millionaire, I would buy millions of melons and become a melionaire
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FHHFHF YES LOL
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~Me in an Interactive Hunger Games story~
Me: Wow haha that was really intense, I hope Blaze and Adara don't die to Sophia and Mazie
Kenzie the author, who bullies us: The next chapter is called 'Sacrifices' :)
Me: Uh oh -
Parent: Wow, you're up early!
Me who pulled an all-nighter: Yesn't -
Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Me: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad... -
Spice: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
June: You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
Me: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Cinna: True, you can be really difficult at times. -
Me: *sleeps*
Also me: *sleeps*
My alarm clock: RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
Me: let me snooze >:(
My dad: Wake up bro the alarm sounded
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -
June: What are you writing?
Ash: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Spice, looking over Ash's shoulder: This just says 'f*** around and find out' in calligraphy. -
Cinna: Why are June and Spice sitting with their backs to each other?
Trem: They had a fight.
Cinna: Then why are they holding hands?
Trem: They get sad when they fight -
(I love Incorrect quote generators)
[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
June: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Spice: You're in a prison cell :)
Cinna: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Spice: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Trem: I got a 1!
Spice: You're in... a cube-shaped place.
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