Id like to do that voice reveal trend!
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Thread Topic: Id like to do that voice reveal trend!
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Please send me things to say!
-nothing lewd.
- nothing offensive
- please note I have the right to turn down saying smthing
I’ll record in the morning
I can also attempt to sing? -
bootycheeks
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Ya know there's just something I get from human interactions that I can't get from animals... And that thing is dinner!
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An Atomos? All skiff, no ship. Hardly fit for a leading man
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Say this three times fast:
A tooter who tooted the flute
Did tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it tougher to toot,
Or to tooter two tooters to toot?" -
Ya know guns and gum are kinda similar if you take one out during class everyone will act like they've been your best friend since kindergarten
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Catalina-Madelina-Roomistina-Wallen-Dina-Hogen-Logen-Bogen was her name!
She had two lips like a couple of wieners.
Used them on the floor like vacuum cleaners.
Oh!
Catalina-Madelina-Roomistina-Wallen-Dina-Hogen-Logen-Bogen was her name!
She had two teeth in the front of her mouth.
One pointed north while the other pointed south.
Oh!
Catalina-Madelina-Roomistina-Wallen-Dina-Hogen-Logen-Bogen was her name!
She had two eyes in the side of her head.
One of them was purple and the other one was red.
Oh!
Catalina-Madelina-Roomistina-Wallen-Dina-Hogen-Logen-Bogen was her name! -
Ya know I want to donate blood but they always ask too many questions like where did this come from and whose blood is this
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“Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.” -
Two Jaces eyed him-one the real Jace, the other his reflection in the windowpane. "You can't just skip feeding, you know."
Simon shrugged. "I'm eating now."
"Yeah," Jace said, "but you're a vampire. Blood isn't like food for you. Blood is ... blood."
"That's very illuminating." Simon flung himself into the armchair across from the TV; it had probably once been a pale gold velvet but was now worn to the grayish pile. "Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube?" -
Before was was was, was was is
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“Jessamine recoiled from the paper as if it were a snake. "A lady does not read the newspaper. The society pages, perhaps, or the theater news. Not this filth."
"But you are not a lady, Jessamine---," Charlotte began.
"Dear me," said Will. "Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion.” -
"It's a joke, Isabelle. He's the Count. He likes counting. You know. 'What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate chip cookie, two chocolate chip cookies, three chocolate chip cookies...'"
There was a rush of cold air as the door of the restaurant opened, letting in another customer. Isabelle shivered and reached for her black silk scarf. "It's not realistic."
"What would you prefer? 'What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers...'" -
"Having rock-star problems may be the closest I ever get to being an actual rock star."
"No one told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend." -
Moth! Where are you?
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