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The date was a 49 year old named Barbara
I thought she was going to murder me but it turns out she’s a real person
And yes she could be my grandma or mom however she’s surprisingly very attractive -
I wasn’t even alive when she was in college.
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Lmao what have I come down to.
The only part that made me feel awkward during the meal inside her 2017 Kia was that she was very caring?
It made me feel like she saw me as a child or someone to care for
But other than that wow she’s really cool -
Someone to care for
Obviously you’re supposed to care
But it was just weird because that’s not usually how things go down on tinder dates
It’s usually
1) public meal at a restaurant to avoid getting murdered Paid by me
2) sit down and eat
3) realize the person I’m paired up with is literally just a sister or a potential future best friend
4) exchange Snapchat or phone number most often the later
5) talk for a few weeks or months after and meet up to either skate or get invited to a party as DD or friend
6) either continue talking or ghost. Most of the time I ghost but sometimes I stay
So tinder is just for getting friends because our personalities are just wayyyyuy too similar -
SO BASICALLY IN REALLY GOOD AT CHARMING MY WAY INTO GETTING FRIENDS and getting people to trust me
This person though
Was A) an accident I didn’t realize I had my age up that high but I was like oh woow
B) they don’t have a Snapchat and they don’t skate
She has that frizzy shoulder length hair it’s brown and it lowkey needs a good deep conditioning and she has the wacky big 80s bangs -
It looked kind of crimped though?? But not teased I dint know how to describe it it was normal hair but it looked frizzy and crimped and kind of like she has heat damage
I learned she’s a smoker she likes the same cigarettes I like
She was big into the rock scene when she was younger
She never had kids
She got married once but is divorced from 2015
And she can ride a motorcycle but prefers cars now -
Oh and we ate in the car because the restaurants are closed because of corona so we just ordered milkshakes.
She wore
What are those jeans called? The ones that are bootcut but are on the hips and have the jewels on the front pockets
Well she had those on and some black boots and a black jacket and a faded Aerosmith shirt
I had to order an Uber back to my house because I’m pretty sure that my dad would get mad if he saw I was on a date with someone that’s older than my stepmother but yeah
I think I want to know more about her before I go back to university. I set up another date for Wednesday and she was down. I’m looking forward to it. -
Watch her kidnap me and sell my organs.
It’s fine with me tbh lmao I want to die anyway.
But yeah that’s the story of how I went on a date with a lady that can be my mom on tinder. -
I still cannot fathom the fact that Finn and Timothee are not the same person
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Timothee looks like the Italian foreign exchange student from my principles of drawing class I had last spring semester
Just put a wig on that boy and they’d be the same. I’m surprised no soul in that class noticed. I guess it was his buzz cut and jock way of dressing. But if he would have dressed in a button up a cardigan skinny jeans and loafers it would be identical -
Moving on from Timothee, date went fine we went to the same food place because it was the only thing open then I took an Uber back home . I didn’t tell her I would be leaving this weekend.
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Also my dad found out and he yelled at me for a solid 10 minutes because she is old enough to be my mother or grandmother and that I wasn’t even born when she was already halfway through her career like I had previously said but he said that nevertheless it was my choice was mine
Then he said that it’s my choice because I’m old enough to vote so I’m old enough to know who I date but proceeded to warn me that if I started dating people that old he would not talk to me again because it would be a bad influence for his kid
So it’s settled, I will not date older women and simply ghost this woman. -
Just kidding I would not do that I am going to tell her I can’t see her anymore. I’m not a savage. :( I told my best friend and they said that she was trying to groom me because I am still not fully developed brain wise because I’m not old enough and that I was dealing with a female predator
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