Come, and Join Me
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Thread Topic: Come, and Join Me
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Just things I find funny in City of Fallen Angels. I decided to start doing that. Shoulda done that with the other books too, but I didn't think of doing it until a few days ago.
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I don't recognize that scene omg
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Right before Jace tells Simon that Kyle's a werewolf.
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Honestly, you need to reread these.
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I also like these ones:
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"It's a joke, Isabelle. He's the Count. He likes counting. You know. 'What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate chip cookie, two chocolate chip cookies, three chocolate chip cookies...'"
There was a rush of cold air as the door of the restaurant opened, letting in another customer. Isabelle shivered and reached for her black silk scarf. "It's not realistic."
"What would you prefer? 'What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers...'" -
"Now," Isabelle said, "what do you suppose they are?"
Simon squinted at them. They both stared back at him, their lashless eyes like empty holes. "They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes." -
"You need to be bitten at some point during the process."
"Why?"
"Vampire saliva has ... properties. Transformative properties."
"Yech," said Simon.
"Don't 'yech' me. You're the one with the magical spit." -
Hold on, I'm trying to find the third one.
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(don't remember if this was it, but)
"What, doesn't Eric count as people?"
"I'll get back to you on that later," -
Someone's using that Magyk account I gave. I was only using it for a one-time thing, but I think someone stole it before the person I was giving it to could get it.
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"I'm taking that away from you before you get to the India part," said Jace, retrieving his phone. "Magnus in a sari. Some things you don't ever forget."
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(found it)
"Having rock-star problems may be the closest I ever get to being an actual rock star."
"No one told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend." -
Honestly, though, quizmaster is still a friend, but it's really unlikely he's this youtuber. But if he is, ok, then.
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I mean, after all this, I doubt he'll be lying about his identity.
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