2019 Time Capsule
- Locked by The Coldest Sun on Jan 20, '19 7:31amReason: Locked until January 2020.
Thread Topic: 2019 Time Capsule
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Howdy friends! Been a minute. By popular demand, last year's time capsule has been dug up a little early, and we're moving right along into the new year. Fill this thread with whatever you're gonna want your year-older self to find.
If you're looking for 2018's time capsule, it's pinned, but I'll also link it here.
I'll be locking this thread on January 20, so consider that your deadline. I hope that'll give the majority of our relatively inactive userbase long enough to see this. -
So you little s---, hope you passed your exams because you were studying, if not I’m glad you failed. Maybe you’ll actually learn about not procrastinating you absolute fud.
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dear future self
I swear if you f---ed everything up again ima kill you.
so keep that in mind.
Also get some motherf---ing motivation, stop giving up on f---ing everything you whore
Also same profile pic 👌
ACTUALLY
Im really just hopin you've found something and that your anger hasn't landed you an assault charge and prison time. Find a way to vent, quit suppressing everything, hope you got f---ing swole.
You damn cock-sucking rug munchin, whore ass piece of titty s---. -
Dear Future Deadlock...
F*** You. F*** You Right In Your @$$. On January 1, 2020 I Better See Atleast The Justice League Story Done. I'm Traveling To The Future Right Now, Monday, January 7, 2019, 5:20 PM.
P.S. I Know You Don't Have It Done So You Better Get That @$$ Ready For Me.
Lovingly, Past Deadlock... -
Haha, wow, you were super relatable last year, Ian! You really made me cry last night while I was reading over everything. Good s---.
The comment about a journal is still accurate to this year. You tried to start one off a few days ago (or maybe it was a week ago?) but you haven't even picked it up since then. Writing about every single day has never appealed to you, even if it would really help you out when you try to reflect upon your past. Go figure. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You've always been a "worry about that day on that day, throw it out the window tomorrow" kind of person.
Speaking of that, you're doing so well, honey! Sometimes your anxiety bests you, but you've been doing extremely well at not blowing up in other people's faces. Hopefully, you'll continue that streak into this year. Telling people about your problems up front has always been a challenge, but you're doing a lot better at being honest and dealing with things in an appropriate manner.
Seeing as how you hate chunky paragraphs, I'll make some mental notes for you in a list just like I did last year:
-Currently, you're still single. FYI, I hope that when you come around to read this January of 2020, you haven't a) sent any men bra/underwear pictures, b) thrown yourself into a relationship with someone who doesn't care about you, or c) had sex with someone that you didn't trust.
-You got anxiety medication and birth control! As of 1/7/2019, you've taken it every single day around your preset time.
-You've been struggling with taking your anxiety medication, but hopefully, you'll figure it out.
-You're the owner of a multitude of Discords. Wow! How exciting!
-Remember those best friends you talked about? Yeah, you dolt, you did lose them for a little bit. But they're back, and you think that this is going to be the time where it works out. Adulthood is the s---.
-Still no job, but you're hopefully going to work up the courage to finish a job application for the CG Family House AND actually turn it in this time.
-You got in a car accident (haha yeah you suck at driving) but it wasn't your fault (still doesn't make your anxiety any better). Your family now has a Mazda instead of a Ford.
-School sucks a lot of dick, but you're getting through it. You have two AP classes next semester. Don't slack, don't give up, and give it your all. As long as you pass the class, everyone will be proud of you.
-Both of your "J's" are still in your life. You love them to death.
-Garrison came down to visit you last summer! Your family was thrilled to meet him, and they finally realized that he isn't a pedophile! You wish that you hadn't been so anxiety struck that you stared at your phone more than you spoke to him, but it's okay. He doesn't hate you for it. You had a great time.
-The meeting with your favorite "old man" has inspired you to go and meet your other internet friends. Hopefully, you'll be able to actually go meet some of them in 2019. If not, don't sweat it- you'll hopefully have a job and money so you can go see them hassle-free in 2020.
-You have braces now! You kind of seriously suck at taking care of them, but you're managing. Actually, you had a dentist's appointment today, and for the first time in the 17 years of your life, you were told that you looked like you were actually taking care of your teeth properly! Holy s---, go you!
-Your internet nickname has evolved from "Natien" to "Ian" (short for Jillian).
-You didn't end up joining marching band, but that's okay! Not everyone is cut out for it, and you genuinely thought you could do it. Your time has been well-spent playing League of Legends, roleplaying, and sleeping. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
-Danni M. is your BEST FRIEND and her parents actually like you. You guys have been through an entire year together. Don't let her go.
I wish that I had more to say, but you know me. My memory is extremely limited. I hope that I've included enough that you'll cry again next year! (I love you, darling, don't hate me for this.) Have a good new year, and please take care of yourself. Everyone is rooting for you. Show the world who's boss this year. -
Dear Future Tasha
If you’re reading this, you’re going to be 18 in two months.
*shivers*
I mean, maybe we have a book published by then and things are going a bit smoother, but if not, I get it. Procrastination will always be a best frenemy of ours! (Friend, Enemy. In case you’re a loser now and forgot what puns were. Lol)
If you got a boyfriend, I’m disappointed in all the hard work I did to snap you out of wanting one. Unless this boyfriend worked harder than I did, or he lets you dictator him, you don’t deserve him marry your damn self.
(If you are in a happy relationship however don’t let him, or her if we finally figured out our confusing sexuality, read this cause I’m in a mood of keeping my own self love going.)
Let’s see...
Graduate High School,
Don’t cry over other people,
Publish a damn book already,
Eighteen isn’t the end, you’ll make it,
And don’t do drugs. (Besides coffee, we need that to handle Humans...)
I think that’s everything. May the odds be ever in your favour!
~ Past Tasha
(Almost wrote Pasta Tasha. Thought you’d appreciate that.) -
Dear 2020 self,
You made mostly everyone hate you. Congratu-f---ing-lations. I honestly know nothing good will come of this year. Aside from her. If you fail to keep her happy, the reaction will be severe. You're a cringey f---head who should never have returned.
Signed, 2019 self.
P.S. Your art sucks and no one would care if you vanished. -
I'm gonna try to make this as unawkward as possible because I know you're going to hate reading your own writing as much as I do
Good job getting out of high school and into college, you've finally made it past the point that you've been stressing about the past 5 years of your life
While you're down there, don't forget to make the most of it. Not only thepersonpeople (I mean you've had to have made at least one friend by now) you're with, but the place you're at. You've always wanted to travel and see more of the world, now may be your best chance cuz going places costs money
I've tried really hard to keep up with assignments and to keep those grades up this year, and you better not mess that up. It's probably more important for you now than ever, so keep up the good work. And at the very least, it's the end of the semester (I think??? Idk how colleges work that's all up to you to figure out) so you can get a fresh start
You haven't always been the best at keeping in contact with friends, but hopefully you've managed to keep in contact since moving away. And if not, you should take some time now to reconnect
UH I think that's all
Say hi to set for me :)
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hi madi.
you didn't leave any questions for me so I'll just tell you how life is going.
I'm 16 but I'll be 17 in a week.
I'm severely depressed but I'm alive.
I go to a career technical school now for digital media communications. it's amazing. I've made more friends than I ever have. I have a reason to look forward to going to school.
my dream has changed slightly. it's still artistic, but right now my passion is photography. I don't draw as much as I used to, but I still do lol
for future me, if you manage not to die, my only wish is for you to be happy. also, (actually I guess I have two wishes) you'll be a senior next year. don't get senioritis. continue to do well so that you can get into the college of your dreams.
that's all. see you next year pardner -
Hey, Road.
I'll try to keep this relatively short. You're on your way to a few of your goals- you just need to exercise some self-control. I believe in you. We've come further these past few months than we ever have before, and I have high hopes for our future. Your goals for this year are as follows:
-Find a second job.
-Start learning French.
-Get in better shape.
-Learn to play an instrument.
-Start saving money.
-Move out of this house.
Let me know how this all pans out for you. Best of luck.
For reference, here's a recent selfie.
Go as far as you can.
Road -
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I don't have anything to say.. Except in always gonna be a disappointment... Um... I hope you aren't so miserable and lonely.. Sorry I can't really see you, I don't have 2020 vision... Heh... How your jokes don't make you break down and shake and cry.. I also hope my dumb--- doesn't f--- up yet another thing by not passing 8th grade.. Do you have the ds still? Or is it also broken.. the red 3ds xI l just got for Christmas..
Anyway, don't forget anime. Or video games. They're always gonna leave you there and only make you cry so they can be better... Music as well .. Unless they decide to leave too..
Let me know you're a changed person.. Better... Not as pathetic as I am...
Unless all of this is meaningless and you're not there.. Because you're dead.. Or just too broken to actually be there...
Oh well... Bye... -
Because I f---ed up the first time...
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I don't have anything to say.. Except I'm always gonna be a disappointment... Um... I hope you aren't so miserable and lonely.. Sorry I can't really see you, I don't have 2020 vision... Heh... Hope your jokes don't make you break down and shake and cry.. I also hope my dumb--- doesn't f--- up yet another thing by not passing 8th grade.. Do you have the ds still? Or is it also broken.. the red 3ds xI l just got for Christmas..
Anyway, don't forget anime. Or video games. They're always gonna be there for you and only make you cry so they can be better... Music as well... Unless they decide to leave too..
Let me know you're a changed person.. Better... Not as pathetic as I am...
Unless all of this is meaningless and you're not there.. Because you're dead.. Or just too broken to actually be there...
Oh well... Bye... -
Hey there! You seemed to get out of the rut you were in, hopefully you stayed that way. I know things are hard and you get panicky when you have nothing to stress about; just relax. Play a game, do your english, see the babies, do your english. Its okay if you still feel bad about your nonverbal learning disability, but that doesn't define you. Keep your room clean! Try to go out more and find hobbies. I hope you do your best and your proud of it. Gain some confidence. You can do it. Life is worth living remember that. Well, I know you have bad attention span to read a lot, so see you next year
Paige 2019 -
Dear Future me
I'm gonna apologize early because something tells me won't be in the top 10 at school and also for not getting what you want. and if you do get what you want congratz.
well I don't have any more words from "us" but have a great 2020 where ever you are.
Peace out Be -
By the way I want this list to be finish by 2020
- Get into the school's top 10 (Subject: English)
- Get R700
- Upgrade your phone
- Get (you know what)
- Write a song
- Stop being an Emo
- And finally start a fight at school
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