The Lace In Your Dress
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Thread Topic: The Lace In Your Dress
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Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said:
"Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said:
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover." (yeah)
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land of plenty."
And he said:
"Oh! Do you come from a land down under (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."
(this song is ridiculous) -
Monochrome Ninja NewbieThe dick in your pants
The straw in your hat
The lead in your pencil
The Adam Sandler in your awful movie
The gnome in your sock drawer -
I hate Adam Sandler
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I got my butt touched in the hallway
It was like
Agonizingly slow -
I want to kill myself
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same
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"if you have a penis you're a boy ig you have a vagina you're a girl"
b---- how
f---in show me
gender is a social construct and I'm gonna f--- it up alright -
why the f--- did I get put in the transphobic class kill me now
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I love it when it rains
I love the rain
I'm going to move somewhere where it rains all the time
I know that sounds emo, but f---
The rain is so energizing and cool
And the way it smells is the best -
so i went to Athena's 7th hour like i always do after school
and she was talking to the teacher,her stuff was all still out
so i doodled a penguin saying "delinquent" in her bimder (because she was getting scolded lol)
and i closed the binder
and on the cover was her schedule
ok cool, ill read it because why not
and i see next to each period some writing
i look at one that says "Animal Science, Grissom"
so i'm thinking oh cool, she has grissom?
then i realize that couldn't be because she didn't know if Mrs. Grissom was his wife
and then i realized it was second hour, and grissom is MY second hour
athena doesn't have Grissom
I have Grissom
she has my schedule on the front of her binder
man why do all of my girlfriends have to be stalker-ish -
I always jokingly go through my friends stuff so I don't know why I'm always surprised when I find weird things
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Her: We may be a bit late
Me: -not even halfway ready- -
crying
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