SUPPORTZ TRAFFIC CONES
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Thread Topic: SUPPORTZ TRAFFIC CONES
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every since I was a little girl, I used to eat traffic cones
it was my destined aim to be one
one day, my dream came true when my father purchased me over 10,000 of these glorious triangles
it was such a hassle to put them all on, slit all any skin open and apply increments of the plastic in it and tape it back up again
but I actually succeeded
i wanted to live and breathe this thing, but performing self-surgical maneuvers just made my yearn manifest more than distinguish like it should have
i wanted to be called a traffic cone
wear a traffic cone
even act like one
so I sat on the internet, created a Tumblr account, and my wish came true -
Omg so inspiring!!!?🙌
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ik!!!!
... inspiring isn't my gender, excuse me? -
I'm sorry I promise never again.
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