Ok instead of making a bunch of threads
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Thread Topic: Ok instead of making a bunch of threads
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"Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
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If life gives you lemons, throw them back and scream "You idiot I wanted limes!"
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xXWeeWiiXx JuniorDont go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge. :D
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In the left part of my brain, there's nothing right and in the right part there's nothing left.
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xD
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Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:
I will not sing
"We're off to see the wizard!!" when sent to the Headmaster's office. -
xXWeeWiiXx JuniorLol! XD
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Just go to an airport, stand in front of a person who is waiting for their flight, and stare at them until they notice you are there. When they look at you, just say "Don't get on the flight" and walk away. you know they're sitting there going "I don’t think I should get on this f***ing flight..I think an angel just told me not to get on this flight..thank you angel wearing jeans!"
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At an open house for an elementary school, students entering the cafeteria for lunch were greeted by a sign that read: "Take only one apple. God is watching you." At the other end of the table was a large tray of cookies with a hastily scribbled sign which read:
"Take as many as you want- God is back there watching the apples" -
"only dead fish go with the flow"
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I'm not random ; you just can't think as fast as me
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CASHIER: "Hi, Can I help you?"
COSTUMER: "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi." -
"You haven't done anything all day!"
"No mom, I just got up at 6 am to go to school, took 3 tests, ran 2 miles, did two pages of math, wrote a 3 page essay for history, walked back home from school in a 98 degree weather, and finished my homework. But no, I haven't done anything all day..."
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