Hey Name?
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Thread Topic: Hey Name?
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since this is friday....and i'm bored.....and well i'm listening to sabbath.....
Ozzy:if you don't get where this is going then shame on you *drinks vodka* -
Well err thanks for that.
*watches Ozzy dwink vodka*. -
Ozzy:Want some? THEN LISTEN TO HER!
Me:geez....And your still fat
Ozzy:its not like i don't drink and smoke. -
Okay, your seriously freakin meh out now.
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What?!?!?!?! *looks at ozzy*
Ozzy:HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT ME? I'M IN UR HEAD! -
Are you like talkin to your conscience?
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No,ozzy,he....lives in my head *whispers* He likes to get drunk and snort coke.
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Great,so this "Ozzy" that lives in your head is the one that was at Kat's birthday party?
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*shifts posseition*
Yeah........... -
OmG. Wow Ozzy, your umm and interesting individual.
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He....Ozzy is...23 with the mind of a 19 yr old,and the body of a 28 year old....
Ozzy:I am not f---ing fat! Okay maybe a little but does it look like i care? *finishes scotch* -
Im just going to leave you two to it?
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WAIT!
damn,i didn't want to say...but...Ozzy says your a good partier so he made you this
*hands name hand made vodka* -
*name looks at bottle*. Thank you very very very very very very very much Ozzy!! That is sooo sweet!
*gets 2 glass, pours a glass for Ozzy, and a glass 4... err... well.. Meh?* -
*drinks vodka*
EXCEPTED!
yesh,i ish ozzy now.And i've been drunk all morning.
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