Land of Stars and Echoes
Thread Topic: Land of Stars and Echoes
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oh s--- hey here's a plan
when i get off work in the morning
ill come home
swallow all the necessary pills
sleep through the day
and wake up in time for the direct deposit to hit
ill do my grocery shopping and everythin
then go to work again
come home
and die quietly -
ow. -
sighs sadly because no human being will ever be so good
so pure as roxy -
does that grammar?
it seemed like it grammared while I was typing it but now it looks funny -
*Rosemary
*Tavros
*Gamzee -
I bought sea salt caramel coffee and apple pie for breakfast
an incentive to live that long
(coffee and pie is such a nice breakfast though on a more serious note)
(like eating at an old-fashioned diner but without the racism) -
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE f---
THIS LITTLE b---- IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO BLAME FEFERI FOR ERIDAN'S LIFE CHOICES WHAT THE s--- THIS IS SO MESSED UP -
"Is Eridan to blame? (Spoiler: No.)"
He wanted to murder every land-dwelling member of his species and basically condemned the whole species to extinction in a fit of rage, but no, of course it's not his fault.
"Then theres the direct cause of his murder spree: Kanaya. Shes the one who gave him the science wand and trained him in its use in the first place. But the reason she gave him the wand was actually Roses descent into darkness, making Eridans murders Roses fault. Or so it seems, until you look at the cause of Rose approaching grimdarkness: her issues with her mother. Therefore, its Mom Lalondes fault. If we take into account Dirks theory of his own responsibility for the actions of his alternate selves, mentioned here, we see that Eridans murderous rampage was actually Roxys fault."
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I'm wheezing
I'm laughing about it because it's so ludicrous but someone actually took the time to do this and I should be more concerned
he chose to kill those motherf---ers
he made that choice for himself
it's not Kanaya's fault for arming him because he made the choice to abuse the weapon and the knowledge he could have used to defend himself and his friends from Jack Noir
even worse; it's Kanaya's fault, and therefore, by performing ALL KINDS of mental gymnastics, it's also Mom's fault
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"First of all, lets look at Feferi. She was his moirail for sweeps. If she had cared about him half as much as her precious cuttlefish, she would have done something about those pants. Her poor moiraillegiance can be directly blamed for Eridans life choices. She was completely needy, all Eridan, talk to me sometimes instead of Karkat. Eridan, help me feed my lusus so our species doesnt go extinct all the time. What a whiner. If she had been a better moirail, maybe he would have turned out better."
guys look out I'm not the best moirail to Pine and apparently that's gonna justify it when they inevitably GO ON A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE AND RENDER ALL OF HUMANITY INFERTILE
in fact it'll make it my fault
because I'm not a good friend
so looks like Pine gets a free pass for genocide
I'm jealous -
no no no
this has to be sarcastic
please tell me this is a parody -
.....it's not.
it's completely unironic.
how. -
alright
well
that's about enough of humanity for a while
I'm gonna go take a shower -
oh w0w
i left and all the life left the site
i feel special -
alright future road
testing testing 1 2 3
you have
1 cup of oolong tea for mental alertness
1 cup of green tea with jasmine for energy
and 1 cup of mint tea
also for energy
this is a trial run
will report back results later -
(theyre all still too hot to drink hold on)
(probably ill tell you how this goes after work)
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