Soap, Anyone?
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Thread Topic: Soap, Anyone?
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(nah he isn't a real person)
i sat in my desk.All health i felt spit balls hit my neck.and i finally lost it and yelled
"WHY DONT YOU GO DIE ALREADY!?"
and then i got it.
Mrs.Dwieght said "Ozzy! I told you not to interupt any lesson!" "are you just prone to doing that? Or are you short term memomry?!?!"
i stormed out of the room into the courtyard -
Lindsey looked up from her textbook as Ozzy stormed outside. She politely asked to go the the bathroom and stepped on Jason's foot that was sticking out of his desk. She rushed out of the classroom and out into the courtyard, and floated up into the tree behind Ozzy.
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i was staring at the sky.I was so mad,i kicked a rock so hard i couldn't see it."I HATE JASON SO MUCH!"
"I WANT HIM TO DIE!" -
"Well," Lindsey said, floating down from the tree. "You have to. That is, unless you want to eternally fail at everything. That rubber band was cursed, and it's causing your doom. If you want to succeed in life, you need to stake him, he's a vampire, just like me. But I'm a good guy, or, girl, I guess."
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"okay maybe i'm not the crazy murderer on coke i thought i was.I'm the insane physco murderer on lsd."
"damn 80's hair! I AM NOT A BIRD NEST!"
i was mad at everything -
"Uh, Ozzy? Did you hear me? You actually have to kill Jason, he's an evil vampire who caused your doom with that eraser. I can, er, borrow some items from some slayers for you to stake him. Just don't stake me, too," Lindsey said, tapping Ozzy on the shoulder.
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"okay maybe we're both murderers"
i said quietly -
hello?
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"Uh, I guess you could consider me a murderer," Lindsey said, then she turned defensive. "Wait, where did you hear that? I only stabbed that slayer with his only stake because he was about to stake me! I didn't mean to kill him! STOP JUDGING ME!"
Lindsey, quieted down and gently kicked a pebble around. -
"um...i didn't know that until...just now"
"well,i'll flunk anyway,but you wanna skip the rest of school with me?" -
"Uh, I guess. But you still need to kill Jason. It's actually important, and since no slayer ever done that, it'd be hard, but I think you have a chance," Lindsey said. "Oh, and I never needed to go to this school. I have enough knowledge from the past lifetimes."
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"no wonder you know so much"
"damn,i just suck at everything"
i tripped over one of them root things
"defiantly everything" -
"Uh, yeah, I guess," Lindsey said, easily walking over the tree roots and helping up Ozzy. She then pointed at his feet. "It might help if your shoelaces were tied."
(Do you really suck at everything? I find school really easy, and my teachers act as if I put some curse on them, because most of them like me.) -
(yeah i'm acually a good student,i'm just missunderstood)
"hmmm...nah,i'm too lazy to tie them" -
(Except for the first grade teacher. But I like her better than the old first grade teacher. She was a nun, a strict one.)
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