The Destruction of Everything
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Thread Topic: The Destruction of Everything
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I've been captured by a horrible demon
who chewed up my kidneys and spit out the pieces,
who would like to make clear the distance between us.
So I will not let it out for a moment. -
....I get the idea Seth and Sylvia have been dating and I have gone completely unaware of it
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I wonder if she gave me the diet pills because she knows I ate fourteen tacos earlier
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lomothafckinl
she's gonna be all hells of disappointed if she thinks I'm actually gonna diet with this sht -
Oh yea we have for a few months
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save the juggalo son he is very important
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UN.
mothafckin.
believable.
how do I always miss this sht. -
I want some olives
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I'm gonna go EAT some mothafckin olives
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Maybe it's because you're an adult and you're already so consumed and worried with the stresses of your own life that others' lives generally don't interest you so much or maybe you're just not that active idk
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that first one is awfully depressing man
I think mostly I just don't pay attention
I feel like because I like the two of you
I probably should have realized it was happening? -
Adulthood is depressing, or so it seems.
lol well its not like we made a thread about it and announced it to the world y'know
it's not so much of a big deal so don't feel bad -
I wrote a song while I was still in school and entitled it "Suck It, Kish" and I think that's beautiful
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The world's so sad, bros.
Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism.
But I gotta remember there's good things about it, too.
Like the fact that none of that's happening to me- score!
Still, though, it's hard not to be sad about it.
How do y'all do it?
I've been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song.
You haven't been sad at all,
you've been...
You've been happy, no,
you've been laughing.
That's it- laughter- it's the key to everything.
It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world.
I mean, not for the people that are actually sad,
but for the people like us who've gotta fcking deal with 'em all the time.
Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!
The world isn't sad!
The world's funny!
I'm a sociopath!
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