Smokes and mirrors (shelter #10)
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Thread Topic: Smokes and mirrors (shelter #10)
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...*head slaps cappy* Listen to your baby momma, sir. And Alvacados are amazing thats why -
*a chick in Red leather stands behind me*
Meep I'm the father of monsters and for me to have the rights of that title I have to get laid by every monster creepypasta that can have a kid...but bloody has to wait for now I guess.
*shoves bloody back to the broken mirror* -
Oh, so you're cheating on me? Okay.
*grabs kids and leaves* -
No no, that was my duty until we had kids.
*dramatic rain, falls on his knees*
I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU SAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN HMM, OKAY! -
/is gone because you're a man whore
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*scotty the slaps him*
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lol
/drives away in a van -
*silently backs out of thread*
*you can hear me chanting "Cappy the man whore, he has a lot of kids. Maybe he didn't know you buy condoms at the store, wrap it up wrap it up so you are not like him" in the distance* -
*kills bloody, gets his backpack*
But I have something magical I can give you ;-; -
/keeps driving
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*flatens the tires out with this*
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Masky014 Newbie*runs in with a AK 47*SAY ELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!!!!*starts shooting everywhere like crazy*
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"unicorn meat"
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*looks at Masky while he turns into a human sponge*
I think he has got a gun. -
DAMN IT /sits in van with kids
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