IF ANYONE IS BORED OR ANGRY................
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Thread Topic: IF ANYONE IS BORED OR ANGRY................
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ham with mayo please
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Ok hold on to this for me. *Chucks staple gun across the room and into the back of head* brb *strolls out whistling like Elle Driver*
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Ok dont forget the mayo
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:) messy but good and owww
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Ok lets get back to work. =D *takes out hack saw. Rips hand back off the wall and starts sawing down to the wrist between each of the fingers*
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oohhh saw 5 i like :)
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Wtf? Saw is stealing my material!!!!??? -_-' I've written short stories sense the fourth grade with this kind of stuff in it.
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lmao yes
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I still need to sue the s--- out of the People that made that movie Eight Legged Freaks, for stealing my title. -_-
*stabs back repeatedly with little boy scout knife, chipping away at the scapula* -
be carefull r ull paralize me and loose half youre tortue area
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Thanks for your consern but shoulder blades aren't that hard to miss. *cuts big smiley face with hair and tongue sticking out and a nose and freckles into back then dumps a bucket of sand on it*
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lmao
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Sorry for the wait.
*Takes out sander and puts it hard up agains knee caps and turns on full speed* -
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bleeds to death and dies play with my corps k i gotta go
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*picks up ear of the floor from earlier and puts it in a blender with the slushy skin blood and sanded knee cap powder and also the other hand ripped down off the was* Having fun? *turns blender on and mixes it all up*
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