amused chirp
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Wait since when did Hymn give birth to cows why is he going to have one what? ;-;
*confused sniffle*
I've had over 30 while you've been busyFor a while. Doesn't matter. =w= He hunts for me, I cook. -
....None too bright, are ya?
What do you mean, while I've been busy?Ooooh. Nice attitude you've got there. How nice of your sweet little child to take care of you when you're incompetent.
Hymn: I'm going to stay here for a little while.
*crosses arms*
You know. Keep you on the holy path, Malice.
I don't need help. I'm not gonna eat anyone.
*rolls eyes*
Hymn: Just moral support, brother. -
..No not really.
I mean exactly what I say. Nothing more.H-Hey! It's not like that.. I can hunt, it's just. I..
*voice gets quieter*
*stares at Hymn* -
Figures.
*snorts, looking over at Hymn*
Hymn: *smiles apologetically at Dark*
He doesn't mean it.
No, of course, I never mean a word I say.
Hymn: *frowns at Malice*
If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were angry with me.
Don't worry about it.
Hymn: ....
Right, well... My sister, what have you been up to? -
...I've been up to stealing people's shirts. :D
*imagine the cricket chirps* -
Hymn: Ah. Yes. I heard about that.
take Hymn's
Hymn: What?
dark attack get his shirt go -
..
*over to Hymn*
*begging kitty eyes*
Hyyyyyyymn, can I pppppppppplease have your shirt~? o3o Mali's bein' a butt and won't give me his. -
Hymn: Then I, too, am a butt. I can't give you my shirt.
He's worried that his abs are gonna lead you to commit adultery and stick you in Hell. :P
Hymn: *blushes heavily and glares at Malice*
That's not funny! The poor girl is too young for that sort of talk!
She has kids
Hymn: *turns white*
what -
*WHINES*
I'm almost a teen now! D: I can have shirts..! And I've seen a lot more than you think! There's a thing called school and not paying attention, you know.
*intense dramatic flail* -
Hymn: My dear girl!
*grabs Dark by the shoulders and pulls her into a deeply concerned embrace*
How is it that you have children at your age?
*watches in amusement* -
o3o ..I don't know.
*snuggles into his arms*
*then gestures for him to lean down*
Lemme tell you. -
Hymn: I'm not sure this is something I want to hear
Don't be rude, Hymn.
*sneers*
Hymn: .........
*very reluctantly complies* -
*whispers*
Magic. And adoption.
*giggles*
Some of them are magic-made, others I had while I was using my limited magic to become a grown up, and then.. Adoption! ^-^ Babieeeees.
*then pulls away* -
Hymn: ......
*little sigh of relief*
*releases Dark and fixes bangs*
You had me worried, sister.
Can anyone say anti-climactic? -
I can't give birth at this age. >:O You're crazy for even thinking I could.
*crosses arms*
*looks at Malice*
..You need a child. owo
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