LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
Thread Topic: LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
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:O You divorced yourself? That's so sad. ;~;
But she does not act like a newb. -
Forever a bachelor.
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xD
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Forever a sexy ass bachelor.
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GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWHICH.
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*Makes You A Sandwich* Tada!
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:D Thanks!
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Ozz: I never said that.
Me: Yes. You did.
Ozz: Noooo. I said "She looks A BIT like her. Kinky."
Me: *facepalm* Obviously. -
Ozz: >.>
Me: I thought you were masturbating?
Ozz: I was. But I stopped.
Me: You said you did that a lot when you were a teenager, right?
Ozz: Yeah. For hours at a time. -
Me: That's weird...
Ozz: It was really all I could do, yknow?
Me: Some kind of inferiority thing, right?
Ozz: What's that?
Me: You didn't felt equal to all your siblings.
Ozz: Exactly. -
Me: Why?
Ozz: Well, William was always the cute boy, and Irene was the cute girl, Eldridge was the smart girl, Anne was the creative one, but I was always stupid John. Useless John. Unsuccessful John. Yknow?
Me: Oh. I see. -
Ozz: Yeah. I mean, I really was Stupid John. Yknow. I couldnt what Eldridge could do. She ended up going to Harvard or MENSA or where ever.
Me: I see.
Ozz: Irene was always the psychotic one, but she could probably top Eldridge. Anne always had an answer. She had great attentive qualities. William too. -
SEXY RAINBOW HITLER CAT
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