LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
Thread Topic: LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
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OZZE!
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Yeah?
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Two things.
One, my speech was awesome.
Two, I think today was the first time my classmates ever liked something I did. Wanna know what it was?
And while my mind's on it, know any good yo momma jokes? -
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Sure!
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Okay, so during science class, I was sitting at a table, looking up stuff on strep throat, minding my own business, and then I hear the boys across the table laughing really hard. I start paying attention to their conversation and discover they're telling yo momma jokes. Eventually Marcial looks over at me and says, "Yo momma's so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk." They expect me to glare at him and return to my work, seeing as I am the equivalent to a grumpy bear while I'm studying, but instead I smiled and replied, "Yours is so stupid she puts a quarter in a parking meter and expects to get a gum ball." While Marcial is shocked, the other boys are laughing about my unexpected words.
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LOLOLOL NIIIIICE.
Yo momma so old her memory is in black and white. -
I'm gonna get that for a while.
Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test. -
Heh.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "One at a time please" -
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and my phone number came up.
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Yo Momma so poor someone put out a cigarette and she said "Hey, why'd you turn off the heat?"
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Yo momma so fat they have to run relay races to put her belt on.
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