LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
Thread Topic: LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
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imma heartbreaker and a pietaker
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Me: Ozzy....
Ozzy: Yuh?
Me: Why is there..... an apple in your pants?
Ozzy: *looks down* Oh, That. Well. The thing is, I'm not really sure. But I'm probably not gonna eat it now.
Me: XD And when was the last time you actually had an apple?
Ozzy: Um. I dunno, a while. -
Me: *mumbles* I can so imagine Selena and/or Kit reading this and going "WTF."
Ozzy: *covering his eye* f--- I POKED MYSELF IN THE EYE.
Me: Wtf. xD -
Me: Hey Ozzy, stand up straight.
Ozzy: Aw... *Stands up*
Me: Now look down. Can you see your jeans?
Ozzy: Sorta. xD -
Ozzy: Hm. My trousers are very tight...
Me: LMAO YOUR trousers?
Ozzy: Whats wrong with saying trousers? Thats what my dad always said. And when he used to make me wear knickers, he'd call them trousers.
Me: LOL KNICKERS?! -
Ozzy: -_- Yes, my knickers. And I looked very handsome, thank you very much.
Me: Do you have a picture? I WANNA SEE.
Ozzy: I do, but I'd rather not show anyone. -
Me: 3:
Ozzy: :S
Me: NOM *pokes Ozzys tummy*
Ozzy: e___________e -
Me: Ozzy, Your fat.
Ozzy: I get it, you don't have to keep telling me. I really don't care.
Me: You eat alot of pizza.
Ozzy: *facedesk* That's because it's like, awesome. I mean, they don't have f---ing pizza in england. They have chips...
Me: MY GOD, CALL THEM FRENCH FIRES! -
*fries WOW FAIL.
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Hm. I hope i can get Shelena to soap with me again. Cuz I have, like, a great idea. >:333
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And what might that be?
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It's a secret.
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That I'll only find out if I soap with you?
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Yup.
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