LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
Thread Topic: LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
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bartender: *nods, pouring him a drink*
Parker: *sipping hers* -
Ozzy: Thanks, dude.
Me: Ozz, What- Are you scared to drink it?
Ozzy: NO.
Me: Then go ahead. Pour your heart out.
Ozzy: *FACEDESK... sorta* -
Parker: go on, do it
Elliot: *orders Sake* -
Ozzy: Fine... *glances down*
Me: DO IT DO IT DO IT!
Ozzy: *Gulps down his drink*
Me: Huh. I've never encouraged him to drink. It's more like 'QUIT POURING THAT CRAP DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'RE GONNA DIE YOU b------' XD -
xD
bartender: seconds? *holds out bottle*
Parker: i'd just give him the whole thing -
Me: xD Last night, he was pouring hmself a glass of gin, and he was staring at the TV and he poured it all over his shoes... and then he didn't even notice xD
Ozzy: Was that why my shoes were wet in the morning?!?! *takes bottle* -
xD
Parker: chug! chug! chug! *chants*
Elliot: *chants as well* -
Me: You're just trying to get him drunk, aren't you?
Ozzy: *obviously does what they're chanting, 'COS HE'S AN IDIOT* -
xD yeah, cause Parker has a plan
Parker: a good plan -
Well it's gonna take a while, 'Cuz Ozz can hold his liqour.
Ozzy: *Finishes* *puts his face down on the, um, counter*
Me: Well... -
Parker: that's fine..we have all the time we need
bartender: *hands him more* -
Me: Hmm...
Ozzy: HOLY CRAP, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING I'VE NEVER DONE. -
Elliot: what did you just think of?
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Ozzy: Okay, *sits up* so, I've never ever throw a television out of a hotel window!
Me: *facepalm* -
Elliot: even i did that when i was little..the television pissed me off so i threw it out the window...made someone go to the hospital though
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