Do you want to know something very interesting?
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Thread Topic: Do you want to know something very interesting?
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"Oh... ya" DFL replies, turning bright red as everyone's checking out her marvelous Winnie the Pooh panties. Vampi hands her an extra gun and DFL carefully removes the lid of the trash can.
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hey ppl! im back
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Vampi hands DFL the gun while trying not to laugh. She watches as DFL removes the lid.
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hey bunniez read from the first page to here. its hi-larious
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But Rahilio and the Hobo weren't in there!!!! DFL sees a bunny hopping along, carrying a basket. DFL uses the force and makes the lightsaber come to her, and then goes up to the bunny and asks if it had seen a baby with a hobo.
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Vampi is shocked she thought for sure the hobo would be attracted to the trash can fire. But she still follows DFL after the bunny
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The bunny says, "Yes, but they were in a stew." DFL gasps and asks where she saw that. The bunny said, "By Santa's house" (yes, Santa lives in zombieland.) So Vampi and DFL ran towards Santa's house.
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I hope Santa isnt gonna try to eat your hobo and baby. Even worse us. Eating Vampires give you unbelivable strenght and power, and a fat ass like that might eat all the animals for Thanksgiving
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His bellybutton could grow it's own head and eat more vampires!! o.O
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O.o Thats bad we have to stop him! Vampi says and goes to run faster but stupidly trips and falls. She stand up quickly her face covered with dirt and mud. "Are you ok?" DFL asks. After spitting out a mouth full of dirt Vampi replyes "yeea. well sorta. come on we have to go!" And Vampi starts to limp to Santa's house
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DFL sighs and carries Vampi to Santa's house. She puts her down on his doorstep, and pulls out her lightsaber, with her gun and machete on her belt. (Idk how you put a machete on a belt, but whatever) She whispers to VAmpi, "On the count of 3, we'll burst in, k? One... two..."
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"HO HO HO Merry Christm-" Santa starts but DFL shouts "THREE" Vampi runs into Santa stomache. She successfull knocks him down but she bounces back 10 feet. "Go get the hobo and child! I'll distract Santa" Vampi shouts to DFL
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"Okay!" DFl yells. She turns on her ipod and starts listening to Blink 182, her kid's favorite song, hoping to draw him in. But she had to get him herself, because Rahilio couldn't hear over Snata's "hohoho'ing". She scooped them up out of the boiling water. "Hey, DFL, we were enjoying the hot tub!" The hobo complained. "And Santa put carrots and turnips in there for us to eat while we were relaxing!" "Idiot" DFL grumbles, rolling her eyes.
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Vampi was ready and waiting for Santa to attack but he was to blubbery and kept saying "HO HO HO! oh my. you to are some very naughty young ladies!" Vampi finally had enough of it and used her vampiric mind power to make Santa pass out. then she just waited for DFL.
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DFL rushed to Vampi, and said, "Lets get out of here- and you hold the Hobo!"
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