Heph's thread
- Locked by Hephaestuschild on Dec 10, '20 10:57amReason: Making New Official Thread
Thread Topic: Heph's thread
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How can it be that everyone is so damn happy
All the things the world can offer, show me all of them, bring me all of them
Leaning in to listen hard, the water draws me close and pulls me in
Exciting things are near now, right, Ondine??
[Efrite]
Okay, okay, okay, hi-hi everyone!!
Listen up because this is all really important to know about!!
All the questions you've had?? Everything you've ever wanted to know??
Guess what, I'm going to tell you!!
All the things that have been bothering you, I'll explain all of it!!
Hey, all of you now, cheering up is your job, don't let me down
Are you super happy now?? It's your job to be. Don't want to get fired, right??
All of us here in the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee wish you absolute happiness and will do anything in our power to assist you~
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Are you really happy now?? You're supposed to be.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Are you really happy now?? Well you better be.
So darlings, be at peace, have the happiest of days, and fulfill your duty to the world
Just remember that your happiness is our happiness.
Are you feeling happy now?? Well you need to be, okay?? It is your very purpose.
And if you are not feeling happy, well then, we can help with that too!!
[Ondine]
Nooses, tightropes, slice your neck and chokeholds, gunned down, go drown, all of you will bow down. Decapitation, know your limitations, crucified, go die, just pick the one you like!
[MC]
Alright, alright, alright, Hi-hi everyone!!
Oh my goodness gracious, I can just feel the happiness flowing from all of you!!
None of you feel any dissatisfaction or uneasiness, right??
I'm scared, I'm really really scared...!!
All of your overwhelming happiness is scaring me!!
[Ondine]
I wonder if the truth is that all of you are happy??
All the things the world can offer, run away from them, please escape from them
Hold your hands up to your ears, the water is so loud its deafening
The fear of death will choke them, right, Ondine??
[Efrite]
Alright, alright, alright, now everyone, guess what??
He is dead!! That one sassy little knight who betrayed Ondine is dead!!
If anyone would like to attend his funeral, the line is just over to the left!!
Otherwise, please carry on living happily, sweethearts!! That will be all. Tahtah~
[MC]
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Are you really happy now?? You're supposed to be.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Happiness is your responsibility.
Are you really happy now?? Well you better be.
[Ondine]
It is your job. Didn't you know?? It is your job. Happiness is your responsibility.
It is your job. Didn't you know?? It is your job.
If you are feeling discontent, die.
[MC] -
Hello Heph.
My sister is molesting my cat. -
I met Ondine at the waters edge. We became the best of friends. I loved her. But one day, a figure took control of the nation, and befriended Ondine, convincing her to help them. Ondine, always loving the spotlight, agreed.
It's been so long since that day..
Ondine has lost her mind.
Not even her knight can save her.
The Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee will destroy the-
Hi-hi everyone! Sorry for that saaad little entry! It's gone now. Burned forever! Just like that silly little knight! Hahahah! -
that's um odd
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She singing milkshake and hugging teh cat its face is in her boobs.
I'm scared and running off . -
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Ondine is scary.
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I want ice cream but we have none. -
ondine isn't even the scariest one
The Leader of the Happines and Peace of Mind Committee, or MC, that's true evil.
Ondine, though, is pretty terrifying. But when Efrite is around, she's not likely to hurt anyone.
I have ice cream
hahah -
I'm just going to casually hide behind Kyruri.
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Givvvve meee -
Victory Screech! (Repeat after me) LEBRON JAMES
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Kyruri: No you're not.
no
Please leave I don't like you. -
Who me? If so, why?
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Le1F II Newbiebcuz u r rude newb who disrespects leaf
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From what I've seen of you, you're rude and disrespectful. I don't want to associate myself with you.
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How am I rude and disrespectful? The only person who's rude and disrespectful on here are godofminecraft and occasionally Le1F. I'm actually nice. Ask anybody, you can ask GoGirl123 or ello or Slayerbrine.
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