Heph's thread
- Locked by Hephaestuschild on Dec 10, '20 10:57amReason: Making New Official Thread
Thread Topic: Heph's thread
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.... *walks over, goddamn the one time he says yes to a murder plan*
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Maru: oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man we gotta kill him I gotta kill him I'm sorry oh man
*runs over and pushes Dipper over*
*falls over*
*stays there for a second in shock*
*gets up quickly, waving blue glowy hands at me*
b----! Who do you think I am?
*now I'm floating wheeeee but not in a good situation so booooo* -
...G-great job. This was the worst idea.
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Maru: No it wasn't. :I It was a good plan in theory. I just wasn't prepared for my own inability to stifle pure theatric potential.
Theatric potential?
*shakes head and glares at Bill*
Why don't you start begging now? You can start by assuring me they coerced you into considering this, and that by yourself, you would never think anything negative about my sister and I.
Maru: Oh, boooooooooo. Where's a rock? I'm gonna throw a rock at that kid. -
*Will
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I-I'm sorry! They approached me w-with the idea! I..I tried to tell them no!
*sob sniffle weep please don't hurt me* -
*grins meanly*
Get on your knees. You're not convincing me.
Maru: DON'T YOU DO IT WILL KEEP WHAT LITTLE DIGNITY YOU HAVE LEFT
*clenches fingers a bit, causing a very violent choking sensation this is no longer fun for me* -
...
*lowers head in defeat, lowering down*
O-okay, but stop hurting them. P-please. I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry.. -
You really think you're in a position to ask for favors, after that stunt?
Maru: *tries to talk, can't, whatevs man*
*makes sure Dipper understands that he's a dick through intense eye contact*
*doesn't care*
Come on, Will. You can do better. I won't tell Mabel what you've done if you can make me believe it won't happen again. You love us too much to actually think about something like that, right? -
I--
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O-of course. I-I'd never do anything to h-hurt the two of you. I...I wasn't going to do anything, and I won't. I p-promise.
*wipes tears, not that it does much good as he's still crying* -
Mhm. That's a good boy.
*smiles again, placing a hand on Will's head as if reassuringly but applying a lot more pressure than is necessary*
*drops me very suddenly*
Maru: *lies quite still*
(what's the opposite of wubba lubba dub dub am I right ladies and gentlemen)
I'll hold you to that. If I ever hear anything like this again..
*cruel smile fades into a glare*
There won't be air in your lungs for you to beg for mercy with.
*turns quickly and leaves Will there*
You can stay here and talk with your little friend now, if they can even speak anymore. Try not to dwell too much on what a sellout you are. Mabel and I will be expecting you back to make dinner by nine.
*waves nonchalantly and leaves* -
*proceeds to curl up on side, hugging legs and sobbing*
..
*after a minute of that, remembers you, crawls over and nudges you gently*
A-are you o-okay? -
*coughs*
*voice is raspy and I think I landed on my hand weird but those fingers will heal fast; otherwise unharmed*
Yeah, I'm good.
*hugs Will quickly*
I'm so sorry, you poor little thing. I swear I planned on killing him. I always think I hate people enough to do it, but then they have so much potential and ending their story prematurely seems like such a waste and..
*very tempted to mention disappointment that he just succumbed to the little a--holes demands but won't because it's my fault anyway* -
I-it's alright. I-I'm used to it. But please don't try anything like this again. I-I can't let you get killed because of me.
*sniffs, wiping eyes again* -
Hahah, alright, if you say so...
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