I'm an a--hole
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Thread Topic: I'm an a--hole
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You know what i'm going to do? I'm going to go buy myself a 1967 Catclac Eldorado Convertable; hot pink! With wale skin hub caps, and all leather cow interior, and big brown babt seal eyes for head lights. YEAH! And I'm going to drive around in that baby, at 115 miles per hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from Mc Donalds, in the old fashion, non-biodegradable containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm going to wipe my mouth with the American flag, and then I'm going to toss the containers right out the side! And there aint a god damn thing anybody can do about it! You know why? Because we got the bomb. Thats right, two words! Nuclear f---ing Weapons! OKAY! Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want; they can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of London Square, and it wont make a lick of difference, because we got the bomb. OKAY! John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the dude, and he's going to be pretty pissed off. You now why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times and that's how pissed off the dudes going to be. I'm going to get the Duke, and John Pestiveties, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinvor, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas, and we're going to have a big old party to welcome back old Johny. You know why!
Because I'm an ASS-HOlE!
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Everyone has ass holes. Hell, I have two ass holes in fact.
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What's this about Orky?
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IDK, i just felt like making the most horrible rant i possibly could. :P
None of it's true if you're worrying. -
I'm not worried about having a crack in my ass, I think that's normal.
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I figured it was all fake. So what are you up to my friend?
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listening to random songs on youtube. i got most of that rant from one song. i just sorta added a bit to the end.
Hikky, i think this may be your theme song...
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So keeping busy with ordinary boring life then?
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yerp
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Oh ya where'd you go to last night, I didn't scare you off with my uh being weird did I?
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no. I almost got caught. I was up till 2 AM.
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Hallo Bob, I made a thread about my artwork if you wanna see it. :)
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Caught by your parents, do they not know you stay up that late? lol my mom has no clue of my insomnia she goes to sleep at 10:30 and I'm up then she gets up at 6:30 and assumes I must have gone to sleep shortly after her.
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I love the coal drawing of the phone! i tried using coal recently, and i suck with it! xD
You are really good Roe. I told you you were even before i saw your work and now i have proof.
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Aw, thanks a lot Bob! That means much. :) You're a true friend. :D
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